I Just Want It All

"Life is a bitch but I bet get that bitch wet"

[babyswaggjuicejr]

Happy birthday asshole. 😊

I just saw this.! But thanks 😘😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

[victorious]

White people son

[unfollowthisblog]

3ZTSRTHNIEAURGHJIEWFIO;jeOI;OWEJROW3R

[gifcraft]

Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch

[chopstax]

Jesus christ <3

[nonespark-blog]

the dudes losing their shit in the background.

this gif makes me excited.

[snvgglymisha]

they are just so fucking psyched for her I love this

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[best-of-memes]

[cute-decoration]

[urbendisaster]

what?

[feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese-de]

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

[kaijuerotica]

“Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman”

[beam-me-up-broadway-blog]

That looks like an uncomfortable hunch, though

[theherodeku]

thank you for reminding me that we’re in this capitalist hell together scooby doo

[babyswaggjuicejr]

I can honestly say I'm so happy with my life and where I'm at right now. I have so much going for me right now and I'm honestly blessed. All the people in my life are a blessing and all the opportunities im being handed are too. Yea there's a few people who aren't along the ride with me anymore that I wish could still be a big part of it but it's how the dice rolls I guess and I've learned to love and cherish everything put and given to me in my life. Everything has been great, even moments the past have been blessings as well as now and the future. It honestly feels so great knowing that everything is finally working itself out. ☺️👌🏼

[kushandwizdom]

[staypozitive]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[asongofsexandsociety]

there is an unusually low amount of fucks given here

[donenon]

I still love this lol

[finalfact]

A goddess

[spacebunny-x]

how is she a goddess?? she beat 3 innocent people just because her man left her?? how is this ok? why are people praising her? she’s clearly abusive and you guys think it’s great that she tried to kill her partner because he left what was probably an abusive relationship??? WHAT THE FUCK?? if this was a man who had done this to a woman people would be freaking out, rightfully so. she deserves prison time not praise??????

[ealylo]

[dejarnette]

I’m logging of tumblr for another 30 days.

[princesszelda-rekt]

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

[sharpedos]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Straight White Boy Problem #64

girls can get drunk and kiss each other at parties and get away without saying no homo. bruh if im sitting at lunch and im starving and i point at my friend’s half-eaten hot dog i gotta be specific ‘dude can i have your hot dog that is in the fry basket? no homo’

[australiansanta]

I TRIED TAKING A PHOTO OF MY MASSIVE CHIP AND MUM REACHED FOR IT

[phluphfy]

bitch pls that’s a fry

[australiansanta]

if one more american comments on this post with their stupid fry lingo i swear to god

[enciele]

[redemptions-deactivated20170727]

#can’t wait for my turn#i’m gonna paint dicks

[snarkyryder]

and there goes the moment