[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[cheeso]

they should make the strongest guy ever and the weakest guy ever have a fight so we can see who wins

[cheeso]

i feel like the weak guy has an in because the strong guy might not be used to the matchup

also it could be that the weak guy is so small that he dodges all of the strong guys punches. and all of his own weak hits would add up on the strong guy as this happens

[cheeso]

on the other hand the weak guy is basically done in one if he gets hit

[cheeso]

unless he survives that hit then its like he has another chance

[cheeso]

ive thought about this for over 1 minute now and theres basically no way the strong guy wins

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[pomegranateteeth]

sure fucking whatever man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

isn't that that Tolkien book

[gospelxforxthexfallenxones]

Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature

[alyrarkhon]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Eli McMullen (American, based Richmond, VA, USA) - Dusk Fall, 2022, Paintings: Acrylic, Gouache on Panel

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[mevil]

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[valtsv]

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

[tokkibean]

writing fic for the first time: omg okay this is the pinnacle of my ao3 career i must research extensively & make sure the characterisation is ON POINT & write abt deep profound themes

writing fic for the 7162th time: (at 1am) (incoherently) hehe what if they all became broccoli

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.