my life has too much panic and not enough disco

[justangrymacaroni]

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[taser-deactivated20200706]

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[diver5ion]

“Why would I doubt? Faith is my business.” - Sister Beatrice (a petite member of the clergy)

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[rafa-starkiller]

Klubb deserves a mention

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.

[psyeyeonyou-deactivated20200616]

This is what happens when you’re addicted to outrage.

Have a hammer? EVERYTHING looks like a nail!

[servalias]

we got a new one

[ankle-beez]

No Notes 0 Comprehension Post

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

BigJB21 spotted on feral kitten socialization video

[flamewarp]

[gkpmnipples]

[goblinparty]

[captions]

“if you’re going to protest, please watch this. we are the techie side of tik tok, this is how to secure your devices and identity while protesting.

1. do not post on social media about your attendance of your whereabouts. do not click ‘attending’ on facebook events. cops go through these to make arrests weeks to months after protests. 2. download the signal app to communicate with your friends. they encrypt your messages and automatically delete them after a certain period of time. (3.) disable location services on all of your apps, most of them track you in the background. but don’t put your phone totally on airplane mode so that you can still be reached by your friends. (4.) disable the fingerprint or facial id lock on your phone, use passcode only. cops have been known to force people to unlock their phone using these methods. (5.) write the number of the aclu or a local lawyer who is supporting protesters on your skin in case your phone dies or gets confiscated. do not write the number of anybody you know that can be used to track them and you. (6.) wear a face mask to protect against the virus and against facial recognition software. cover any distinguishing tattoos or features including special hair colors, etc. also blur these features out of the videos that you post of your fellow protesters to protect them too. not just their faces, these features. leave your phone locked when filming and taking pictures.  wipe metadata from your photos by screenshotting and posting the screenshots.”

[noonfrost]

„Don’t be fooled if you hear laughter, or happen upon a smile. There is no lightness or merriment here.‟

[830890]

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[nubbsgalore]

flamingos flying over tanzania’s lake natron, a salt lake which is home to three quarters of the world’s three million lesser flamingos, as well as toxic multicoloured extremophile cyanobacteria that thrive in water so hypersaline it would strip away human skin. for the flamingos, however, the tough skin and scales on their legs prevents burning, leaving them uniquely free to drink from the near boiling freshwater found from springs and geysers at the lake’s edges.  (x, x, x, x, x)

[lorelaigilmoure]

#2020 so far

[fairycosmos]

idk why ppl are acting like the virus is like bringing everyone together i’ve never been more disgusted with both the government and the general public and the way they’re ok with exploiting health care/minimum wage workers + the way this very deliberate economic order sees disabled/old/sick/poor citizens as a disposable statistic 

[angelinajoliesbottom]