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cult-of-yuri

magnificentmicrowave

make em wait for it.

leatherdykedad

The romantic sadist wants to eat you whole

pathetic-floretic

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

houndmother

all of this relies so heavily on drug trafficking as a like. valid concern. you’re manufacturing consent for the invasion of a country so you can steal their oil, the whole thing is under the guise of “stopping the drug trade” but like. i actually think it’s fine. legalize the drugs. this pretense goes away if we stop pretending drugs are some uniquely evil corrupting force and establish safe use sites. i will not be having a knee jerk reaction where i get all horrified at drugs entering the country thank you very much. legalize “hard” drugs. establish strong infrastructure for addiction care. decriminalize use and possession. vacate all past convictions.

houndmother

liberal media is like “okay but what if the venezuelan govt WAS allowing drugs to be trafficked” okay and?

jadeseadragon

lectorel

Let's not cooperate with mama

moonsheen

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

infectiouspiss

2026

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go see the doctor about that thing

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EAT CHEESE

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heycallmered

Whoever said "redheads shouldn't wear red" can kiss my ass.

straymisc

the least dangerous and kindest folks we know are the ones with the most insane, dangerous, and fucked up kinks

straymisc

do you get why though?

do you understand that those who are serious about those kinks learn consent, risk-awareness, and aftercare. the ones who really want to practice those kinks without causing harm to anyone are the ones who learn and understand what consent means, and how to treat everyone's agency with respect. they know that what they can do can hurt someone in very real and lasting and traumatic ways, so they learn risk mitigation and risk management and they process what safety means. the ones who have fucked up kinks are the ones who know that they can leave you feeling everything it's possible for a person to feel, and without help and guidance those things will calcify in your body and leave you traumatised, so they care about looking after those they play with. the ones that don't learn those things leave a trail of broken people behind until they're cut out from the kink communities they're a part of.

every single one of them knows how unsafe it is to have insane, dangerous, and fucked up kinks, and they do everything they can to be the best they can be to compensate.

all-blues

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sapphling

guy who is trying to have 20 minutes of medium satisfying vaginal penetrative sex with you post: "baby i'm going to do things to your body you never even imagined were possible. i'm going to TOUCH and FUCK you in brand new ways 😈"

girl who intends to do lasting and genuinely alarming things to your sense of self and armpit post: "Do you want to have normal sex with me."

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yapperdyke

there needs to be an easy way to say "i don't have an active sexual interest in you but i would love to explore your body and if you need help getting off or trying new things i'll do it with you". like i dont wanna FUCK you but i DO want to be close to you and play toys with our bodies

yapperdyke

i think sex is a fun thing to do with friends. i think it's exciting and pleasurable and often really funny. there are a lot of people i'd have really enjoyable and fun sex with who i wouldn't necessarily say i have a carnal desire for. plus i would kill to get more casual flirting and kink in my life by any means necessary.