Backfisch Ester

backfisch (noun); an adolescent immature girl

[internet]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[lotad]

[unexplained-events]

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

[madmaudlingoes]

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

[zubenpics]

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

[clarabosswald]

wiki article about the mold

[grubsludge]

LOVE that mold!

[bowelflies]

okay but

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

[unexplained-events]

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

[sindri42]

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…

[funeralprocessor]

Elephant’s Foot: *releases horrifying levels of radiation fatal to most life* Heretofore unknown species of mold:

[memewhore]

[charlesoberonn]

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

[generation-something]

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

[azuuldon]

Cain and Able colorized

[cowboysober]

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

[thebootydiaries]

ᴼᵏ

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[paprika]

[dysphoricfem-deactivated2020011]

Baba Yaga house with fishnets on the legs

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[that-twink-over-there]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hextina]

evolution of moods 1-3am

[unfaggy]

Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[recommend]

Puppy Sleeps like It Has Been ‘Turned off’ and Looks Ridiculously Cute

[catchymemes]

Evolution

[chaos--themralds]