sad and gay

27. I write stuff. Observe. I'm Stella. I like Hannibal and have no idea what I'm doing sometimes I'm funny idk

[baroness]

Death grips

(buy this here)

[lifeinpoetry]

“Rage is not to be avoided, diminished, belittled. Rage is God. Better believe my rage is steeped in love.”

— Shira Erlichman, as quoted in Jacqui Germain’s When the Ghosts Come Ashore

[cognitohazardous]

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

[cognitohazardous]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[dr-paine]

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

[molabuddy]

SORRY. HELP ME. sorry for posting about sea creature sex again but this diagram of octopus mating fuckinf kills me...

shes just chilling. and why is he doing that at arms length like shes gonna kill him (she actually might. a lot of female octopus eat the male after mating) . and why is he staring at me like that. this feels really awkward guys

[ichorandpride]

fun fact: sometimes the male even completely detaches his dick-arm and just gives it to the female before swimming away because she might outright attack him imagine you're just chilling and some dude is trying to rizz you up but you give him a single glare and he just rips his cock off and throws it at you in a horny fear

[ihnmaims]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i'm considering jacking off... i'll have my people call your people

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[memorycycle]

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

[ellienamored]

[segamascott]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

DOGE is Musk's cover for illegally destroying the US federal government.

[destiel-news-network]

(Source 1, Source 2)

[silky-selkie]

He wants to know if you’d be his valentine

[wittweets]

[sindri42]

Cheating to get through elementary/middle/high school is one thing, because you're required to pass through those by law before you can go out and do some job that doesn't require any skills that you can't learn on-site.

Cheating to get a fucking degree means putting everybody around you at risk. Imagine a car built by somebody who has no fucking clue why some engines explode or catch fire and others don't. A bridge built by somebody who has no idea how much weight different materials can support. A doctor who isn't super clear on which organs do what.

[lew-basnight]

@naportain you’re killing me with this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

[cheaphalloweencostume]

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant fucking do this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

team used napkin and mold spore

[katieaki]

I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]