Legolas, what are you doing?

Honestly, now, this man makes the weirdest faces when he's not talking. Side image by tumblr user kawaii-gollum. Idea by tumblr users tolkienism and kvothetheraving.

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[beyoncus]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

[plutojester]

Gimli, to himself: Legolas is approaching… act natural….

Gimli:

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[the-time-lord-of-the-rings-deac]

I have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy just focusing on Legolas. And it is pure gold.

[asexualarkhamknight]

Orlando Bloom is a gift to mankind 

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I will now watch the trilogy and purely focus on the elfboy. Just because this gifset makes it clear that this is a thing that should be done.

[pigeon-dude]

@oakenshieldboarding

[birdpal]

my favorite character from lord of the rings

[jackironsides]

I hate everything but especially this post

[wilde-is-the-wind]

I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

[bigmamag]

I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.

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Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…

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i feel this is very important

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Quick reminder that John Rhys Davis is a giant as well

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this is!!! important!!!

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I received a message like this, so heads up folks.

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[curioscurio]

,,,,,,,,, what else can I trap in resin

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Legolas is next

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im about to fucking piss myself 

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I can’t find or remember the title of the article, but in a interview, Orlando Bloom admitted to have purposefully made rather odd and seemingly hilarious faces while in the background during the filming of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. 

[cinequeer]

Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover

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o m g

[glumshoe]

Another aspect of the LotR books that didn’t make it into the movies: Legolas is a cheerful dweeb. He’s pretty stoic in the films, but his book characterization gives him a number of dorky lines and seems to imply that he does a lot of skipping and humming while everyone else is complaining about back pain and sore feet.

[thewinddrifter]

I mean, he’s literally so light he walks on deep snow without even sinking an inch. He literally coily waved at Boromir and Aragorn as they were struggling to beat a path through the snow, meanwhile he just merrily jogs past them.

I doubt he even knows what being uncomfortable felt like.

[glumshoe]

I’ve always wondered about that scene. It bothered me so much as a kid ‘cause I wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be really light or really graceful. Every time I encounter hard snow, I walk on it as carefully as possible and feel smug and Elven whenever it holds up.

Does Legolas just not have any mass? Is he the size of a man but weighs only a couple of ounces? Are his feet just ridiculously huge and Tolkien never mentioned his enormous snowshoe feet? Or is he just so magically graceful that he circumvents normal physics?

[hatteeho]

`If Gandalf would go before us with a bright flame, he might melt a path for you,’ said Legolas. The storm had troubled him little, and he alone of the Company remained still light of heart.

`If Elves could fly over mountains, they might fetch the Sun to save us,’ answered Gandalf.

because this is the best moment of trilogy and because book!Legolas is hella awesome 

poor Tilion, sassy prince steal his woman

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