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20 Musical Songs With That “One Day More” Feeling

For my Les Mis fans out there looking for something new to listen to :) Click the titles to listen, and message me any additions!

Fun Fact: The phenomenon that all these songs have, where two or more distinct melodies overlap to create harmonies and a new melodic structure, is called polyphony!

- One Normal Night from The Addams Family - We’ll Go From There from Anastasia - At the Ballet from A Chorus Line - Getting Married Today from Company - Chant from Hadestown - Non-Stop from Hamilton - Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame - 96,000 from In the Heights - Your Work And Nothing More from Jekyll & Hyde - Goodbye Until Tomorrow/I Could Never Rescue You from The Last Five Years - Skid Row (Downtown) from Little Shop of Horrors - Meet the Plastics from Mean Girls - I Still Believe from Miss Saigon - Prima Donna from The Phantom of the Opera - We Can Do It from The Producers - Johanna (Quartet) from Sweeney Todd - Why Did I Listen to That Man? from Urinetown - Quintet from West Side Story - One Short Day from Wicked - Tangled from Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown *explicit*

ALSO:

- A New Argentina from Evita  (thanks, @daring-to-fall​!)

Quick Note: This one has a polyphonic overlap between the orchestra and the singers, not singers over top of each other, but it really does have that revolutionary “One Day More” feel so I had to include it :)

- No Control from Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical

[geekymerch]

Geeky Merch Giveaway: 16 prize bundles, 3 winners!

It’s that time of year again, and in true Geeky Merch style we’re celebrating the festive season with a huge giveaway. 14 sellers have come together with us to offer some amazing prize bundles, and we’re so excited to spread the festive cheer again this year with even more geeky freebies.

By following us and reblogging this post before 30th December 2017, 3 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each. The giveaway is open internationally and winners will be chosen at random.

Please click here for full giveaway T&Cs❗️

Prize bundles available:

3 subscriptions to Loot Crate - one for each winner! (12 month, 6 month and 3 month subscriptions available)

Winner’s choice of t-shirt from Yellow Dog Tees.

An Orion Constellation necklace and a Solar Eclipse necklace from Boutique Academia.

Console heart metal sign from Metallic Graphic.

Legend of Zelda keyrings and wall mount from Chocobo Square.

Your choice of three pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos.

Steven Universe bracelet from Plot Bunnies.

Goats ‘n’ Scapes role-playing scenario from Espionage Party.

Bundle of 6 mashup prints from Burning Elegance. 

Stranger Things poster and buttons set from Bruce Loves You.

Winner’s choice of Overwatch necklace (Mercy, Genji, Hanzo or D.Va) from The Evergreen Burrow.

The Fault in Our Stars necklace from Partial to Jam.

Winner’s choice of t-shirt or tank top (sizes up to 5x) from NerdyKeppie.

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[bedannibal-lectaurier]

I just want Hallmark Christmas movies but with lesbians: 

You’re a hot shot femme reporter stuck in our small town for Christmas when your car breaks down and I’m the soft butch mechanic who owns the only garage. 

I almost asked you to the Winter Ball in high school fifteen years ago, but chickened out, but now we’re both home for Christmas and single and maybe we’ve got a second chance?

You’re a cold-hearted businesswoman and I’m one of Santa’s Elves whose been put on probation and if I can’t teach you the true meaning of Christmas, they’ll never let me back in the North Pole. 

[bedannibal-lectaurier]

I can’t believe this post got something like 2k+ notes! Here are some more Hallmark Homo for the Holidays movies: 

We’ve always been rivals at the Annual Christmas Cookie bake-off, but when we get snowed in at the Town Hall the night before the competition and are forced to Huddle for Warmth, it could be love. 

I’m a lonely veterinarian who hasn’t had a date in years, but this Magical Christmas Cat that I rescued keeps bringing hot women by the clinic and now I don’t know how to choose. 

I’m a poor single mom struggling to keep my toy store afloat and you’re Santa Claus’ daughter looking for a Mrs. Claus of her very own. Can we find love and save the family business before midnight on Christmas Eve?

[angeliclizard]

Yes please. Give me corny holiday lesbians

[lynati]

Friendly reminder that this year’s Christmas is on a full moon. Just saying.

[playbill]

See Dear Evan Hansen, Anastasia, Once on This Island, and SpongeBob Rehearse for the Thanksgiving Day Parade

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[theiguanaamarillaart]

@marauders4evr

[marauders4evr]

Fantastic!

[thebookishgurl]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I’m in love

[bellesbloggg-blog]

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

[cameoamalthea]

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

[owleensnest-deactivated20220718]

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

[ohmytheon]

Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he’ll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn’t have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would’ve hexed his ass to kingdom come.

[berkcastteam]

Rebloging ALL of this because Chef Ramsay is THE MAN!

-HC

[xtaticpearl-deactivated20180118]

Chef Ramsay would have become the kids’ favourite teacher and you can’t take that away from me.

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Imagine him dealing with Umbridge

[imagitory]

Every time I reblog this post, I swear to God, it only gets better.

[shayinboots-blog]

Someboby needs to write a fanfic about this!

[imagitory]

<posts this>

Keep reading

[harrypotterconfessions]

okay, okay, i wasn’t going to reblog the ENTIRE THING, but it devolved into a Gordon Ramsay/HP crossover drabble, and some of you might appreciate that ~Taiga

[harrypotterconfessions]

there’s actually a whole, complete(ish) fic for this! here!

[backroadramblings]

Reblogging so I can read the fic later

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[backroadramblings]

I hate it when you feel like you have to pee, but then you don’t because it gets lost in the maze. 5 minutes later, repeat. All day. Every day. 

[geekymerch]

It’s Geeky Merch’s 6th Birthday, and to celebrate we’re bringing you another massive giveaway! Some of the best geeky creators on the internet have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes. By following us and reblogging this post before 20th August 2017, 4 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each.

Prize bundles available

3 month subscription to Loot Crate. (Want to sign up? Voucher code ‘geekymerch’ gives you 10% off!)

Your choice of 3 pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos

Euler’s Formula nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics

Solar spectrum necklace from Boutique Academia

Harry Potter inspired Dementor’s Kiss candle from Nerdie Nifties

Wine chemistry stemless glass from Cognitive Surplus

Your choice of bronze skull pendant with a chain and display base from Fire & Bone

“Books! The best weapons in the world!” print from The Art of Flying

Pokémon coasters and keyrings with wall mount from Chocobo Square

Triforce Necklace, 8bit Heart Earrings and Triforce Bracelet from Koala Art & Design

A crocheted Pokéball, small Pokéball keychain and your choice of a chibi crocheted plushie of one of the 4 original starter Pokémon from Mostly Harmless Designs

Your choice of 4 sample teas from Nerdfelt

Star Wars inspired AT-AT Walker metal sign from Metallic Graphic

Riverdale inspired Jughead t-shirt from Bruce Loves You

Harry Potter inspired silver wand makeup brush gift set from Cookie Dough Deco

Princess Zelda’s necklace from Lightning and Lace

Game of Thrones mug and teabag tidy from Gallons of Ink

Wonder Woman inspired t-shirt from Jordandené

Stranger Things enamel pin set from Punky Pins

Your choice of 3 nail polishes from Incidental Twin

Just follow us and reblog this post to enter!

(And click here for further information and T&Cs) Don’t forget to check out and support these awesome sellers by clicking through to their shops. If you buy an item and then win the giveaway you can always choose other prizes, so treat yo’ self 😉 Good luck!

[geekymerch]

It’s Geeky Merch’s 6th Birthday, and to celebrate we’re bringing you another massive giveaway! Some of the best geeky creators on the internet have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes. By following us and reblogging this post before 20th August, 4 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each.

Prize bundles available

3 month subscription to Loot Crate. (Want to sign up? Voucher code ‘geekymerch’ gives you 10% off!)

Your choice of 3 pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos

Euler’s Formula nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics

Solar spectrum necklace from Boutique Academia

Harry Potter inspired Dementor’s Kiss candle from Nerdie Nifties

Wine chemistry stemless glass from Cognitive Surplus

Your choice of bronze skull pendant with a chain and display base from Fire & Bone

“Books! The best weapons in the world!” print from The Art of Flying

Pokémon coasters and keyrings with wall mount from Chocobo Square

Triforce Necklace, 8bit Heart Earrings and Triforce Bracelet from Koala Art & Design

A crocheted Pokéball, small Pokéball keychain and your choice of a chibi crocheted plushie of one of the 4 original starter Pokémon from Mostly Harmless Designs

Your choice of 4 sample teas from Nerdfelt

Star Wars inspired AT-AT Walker metal sign from Metallic Graphic

Riverdale inspired Jughead t-shirt from Bruce Loves You

Harry Potter inspired silver wand makeup brush gift set from Cookie Dough Deco

Princess Zelda’s necklace from Lightning and Lace

Game of Thrones mug and teabag tidy from Gallons of Ink

Wonder Woman inspired t-shirt from Jordandené

Stranger Things enamel pin set from Punky Pins

Your choice of 3 nail polishes from Incidental Twin

Just follow us and reblog this post to enter!

(And click here for further information and T&Cs) Don’t forget to check out and support these awesome sellers by clicking through to their shops. If you buy an item and then win the giveaway you can always choose other prizes, so treat yo’ self 😉 Good luck!

[thetrippytrip]

I wish the world would understand..

[backroadramblings]

Mike Pence always looks like he’s trying to do the Snapchat filter in real life

[octopussoir-]

[backroadramblings]

Throwback to the early days of Trump running for President...those were the days

[fanonical]

On the LGBTQ side of things, I've done a little research. There's no way that Trump can change the ruling on marriage equality as of right now, because the 5 Justices who ruled in favor of it are still alive, still on the court, and as of right now have no intent to retire. As long as they're still there, there's no way he can change that ruling, no matter who he selects at the 9th Justice.

[hammerabby141]

Now this is how you end a close fought game! I’m still a little heartbroken for Victoria, but do still love Rose and wish them well in the final today. As for Scald Eagle and Lady Trample here? I wish them ask the best and THEY ARE ADORABLE.

Photo by the amazing Photography by D.e.sign. https://www.facebook.com/PhotographyByDEsign/

[backroadramblings]

That’s one way to let the derby world know. I’m so sad about VRDL (two years in a row it should have been theirs), but both teams fought hard and Rose earned it in the end. Now the battle for Hydra begins. #scrample #derbylove #loveisloveislove

[backroadramblings]

House aesthetics

Slytherin: Family crests and ballet lessons, a perfume your grandmother picks for you. Black coffee in Paris at 7 in the morning, champagne in New York in the evening. Cashmere sweaters, turtlenecks and high waisted skirts. Heavy diamonds and chins held high. Upper east side, Monaco, shopping in Brussels. Lying through clenched teeth. Northern lights. Hiding pain and using people. Contradictions. Daisychains. Richard Siken. Glitter socks. Learning French. Louboutins. Traditions and secrets. Green and Silver.

Gryffindor: Hands on fire, bandaids and ginger ale. Treehouses and make believe. The kissing of wounds to soothe the pain. Stardust, bruised knees, pinky swears. Sunflowers and David Bowie. Lightning, thunderstorms, tornadoes. Too much energy; too much caffeine. The smell of a bonfire, the crunch of first snow, laughter resonating through crisp winter air. Fingers intertwining and whispered gossip followed by giggles. Supernovae. The roar of a sportscar's engine. Truth or dare. Courage and morals. The knight in rusty armor who forgot his horse at home. Red and gold.

Ravenclaw: Kneesocks, Sylvia Plath and the dusty smell of books. Paint drying on fingertips and hair in every colour of the rainbow. Oxford dictionary, the louvre, shadowpuppets. Dancing in the rain, overthinking, posters and empty canvases filling dorm rooms and adorning bedroom walls. The first touch of a paintbrush, forget-me-nots, hunger for knowledge. Metaphors. Fanfiction. Black boots and leather jackets. John Lennon sunglasses. Tartan. Poetry. Blue hair and black lipstick. Creativity and curiosity. Blue and silver.

Hufflepuff: Promises and shooting stars. Giggles, goosebumps. Stolen kisses behind the quidditch field. Bumblebees and libraries, fiery hair and squad goals. Shared breakfast, tutoring. Growing. Security. Those friends you can tell everything, and they will never judge. Libraries and open fields. Golden retrievers, the smell of sawdust and hay, horse riding. Roadtrips. Study groups. Ivy League. Scholarships. Humble, soft, friendly. Loyal and smart. Stubborn and accepting. Yellow and black.

I'm a Hufflepuff with some Ravenclaw tendencies. This fits me perfectly

[funnyordie]

11 Hilarious Clips That Turn Into Sick Beats

Watch as these already great clips are made even better through the power of music.

[backroadramblings]

On a day like today, I needed this

[geekymerch]

16 PRIZE BUNDLES, 3 WINNERS!

This festive season we’ve got a massive giveaway for you! Some of the best geeky creators on the web have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes! 3 lucky winners will have the opportunity to pick 4 prize bundles of their choice from the items available.

Prize bundles available:

A six month subscription to Pop in a Box UK or US (UK & US Only)

Bioshock Steam Game Bundle

Starfleet Foot Fizzies Bath Bomb from Veelightful

Back to the Future Terrarium from Moss Love (US Only)

Villains themed Loot Crate (use code: geekymerch for 10% off!)

Thor inspired “Another!’ bracelet from GeekGalaxyDesigns

Set of 3 Neurotransmitter Molecule Necklaces from Boutique Academia

5 Dog-Tags from C & L Engraving

Steven Universe inspired choker from AprilsDaughter

SPN, Star Wars or Captain America earrings from FandomOverEar

Hogwarts House Polo Shirt from Well Played Clothing

“Okay? Okay.” Necklace from Partial to Jam

Mini Monster Book of Monsters post-it holder from Drowsy Aurora

Punisher or Mary Jane Watson tee from DanielBevis

Any item up to $25 from To Boldly Hold

Animal Crossing: 25 Card & Envelope Gift Box from CraftedWithZeal

Follow us and reblog this post to enter! Winners will be chosen and announced on 1 January 2016!

Click here for rules and further information.

[backroadramblings]

I love geeky stuff!!!!!

[blue-le-q]

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

[backroadramblings]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?