just a cowboy doing his best.

☆ river - anxious millennial gremlin. ☆

[allelitewrestlings]

... to burn his world down.

[lonelyvampx]

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

well...i look out for your balls but the family is about to castrate a bunch of bulls so. there's gonna be balls everywhere. i'll keep yours safe though.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

as long as you remember that you still gotta wear pants under them or you're gonna have a terrible time riding.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

you sure did whoop his ass. you ready for your first riding lesson?

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

you better fucking like it cause you're stuck with it now. you ready to come my way tonight after work, handsome?

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

you complaining? i can try to stop. can't help myself, i guess.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

we can go hiking too. or camping. or whatever in the hell you want. so long as i get to be with you.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

i've ridden a lot of horses and i've never crushed a ball. they might get sore though but we'll fix that. pack for the week if you want. i'm gonna want to keep you.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

we're gonna go shopping for lots of things. and next week after dynamite we're coming back to my place cause i'm getting you on a horse.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

i knew you'd think so.

that's okay, we'll just go get our own to keep at home.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

that'll almost always work. then you can take me for a ride.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

i'd probably respond to that too. or you can hold a piece of carrot or apple flat in your palm and coax me over.

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

no you just said pssst and that's a secret thing

[iswerve]

@cowboyshiat psst

[backshotlariat]

hey handsome. you got a secret for me?

[backshotlariat]

i hope none of y'all catch cooties from each other.

[backshotlariat]

it would be funny for me cause i ain't catching any.

[backshotlariat]

i hope none of y'all catch cooties from each other.

[backshotlariat]

this is just your way of telling me you have the cooties.