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@incorrectghostoftsushima
Lord Shimura: "So, Jin, what would you like to be when you grow up?”
Jin: "A son of a bitch!”
Lord Shimura: "?!”
Jin: "Because Ryzo is always saying: ‘Jin, look what armor that son of a bitch has!', or 'Jin, look what sword that son of a bitch has!’”
Taka: "Wait! I have an older sister!"
Mongol: "Not interested!"
Taka: "It's not an offer, it's a warning!"
Yuna [kicking down the door]: "I AM GONNA SLICE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"
Lady Masako: "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them."
Ryuzo’s Wi-fi name: “I can hear you having sex”
Jin and Yuna’s Wi-fi name: “We can hear you jerk off”
Ooops, accidentally let the queue run out. I’ll work on slapping some more quotes in there ASAP. Kinda busy today, though, so it’ll probably happen tomorrow. Thanks for sticking around!
Yuna: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder from the shadows.
Yuna: *glares at Lord Shimura*
Lord Shimura: Well, sorry I have morals!
Kenji: Jin likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Khotun Khan: Name?
Ryuzo: The Ronin Ryuzo
Khotun Khan: Sex?
Ryuzo: Frequently
Khotun Khan: No, male or female?
Ryuzo: Doesn’t matter
Jin, texting: Uncle, you don't have to sign your name on texts.
Lord Shimura, texting: Dear nephew, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Lord Shimura
Yuna: Jin found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing
Yuna: But he doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them
Jin: Oh boy. Ever spill a bit of your sake and realize the thread you are hanging on by is quite thin?
Yuriko: It's so nice to spend some time with you, young master!
Jin: Whatever, as long as you can make that poison extremely gruesome and deadly.
Yuriko: You're really killing the mood here, you know...
Jin: You're taking me to every graveyard in the neighbourhood, Yuriko! I'm ENHANCING the mood!
Ryuzo: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Yuna: Sometimes, rather than continue investing in something that doesn't work, it's best to star over from scratch.
Ryuzo: And that's why you have a younger brother.
Kenji: So how long have you and Yuna been dating?
Jin: Who? No. What? That's... uh-uh. That's not- why would you- how did you know?
Kenji: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.
Jin: Huh.
Kenji: I'm playing, man. I saw you guys making out in the stables last week. Congratulations, though.
Jin: So I'm being hunted by the shogun and my father didn't really do well raising me.
Tenzo: Damn double homicide.
Jin: 🤬🤬🤬BITCH.
Tenzo: I'm Sorry.
Kenji: Jin will never agree to this plan.
Yuna: Sure he will.
Kenji: He already refused three times.
Yuna: Okay watch a master at work.
Yuna, turning to Jin with puppy dog eyes: Can we -
Jin: Yes.