To “Let’s Go Fly a Kite” from Mary Poppins:
Let’s go change your dipe
With the cream and some wipes
Let’s go change your dipe
For a clean bottom~
To “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” by Destiny’s Child
Baby it’s almost time for bed
But first we gotta clean you up from bottom to head
It’s time to take a bath with your rubber duck friends
Cause it’s 7:30 and the tub is bubblin’, bubblin’
To “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz
I ain’t active, I’m feeling lag,
I got baby in a bag
I’m sleepy, but not for long
The future is sawing logs
To “Jump In Line” by Harry Belafonte
“Do not shake the baby”
They tell you all the time
“Do not shake the baby
even if she cries”
You can tickle the feeties
You can poke-a the tummy
You can pinch-a the cheekies
Boop-a the nose
But don’t shake the baby
(That last part is usually accompanied by tickling, poking and booping. No shaking happens. It was just said to us a lot at the hospital, and it got stuck in my head.)
To “All I Do Is Win” by DJ Kahled
All I do I cry, cry, cry
No matter what
Got nipples on my mind
Can’t ever give them up
And every time I open up my mouth
My mommy puts the binky in!
And it stays there
And it stays there
In, out, in, out
Cause all I do is
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
Put the binky in
Make it stay there
To “Do You Hear The People Sing” from Les Mis
Do you hear the baby cry
Crying the cry of angry men?
That is the anthem of a baby
Who’ll resist nap time again!
When the beating of her fists
Echos the beating of some drums
That is the tantrum ramping up
When the nap time comes
To “Hello” from Book of Mormon
Hello, my name is Mommy
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing boob
Hello, it’s still me, your mom
The last time that you ate
Was a long long time ago
It has so much awesome milk
You simply won’t believe how much
This boob will change your life
You can eat your fill now
In this nifty boob, it’s free!
No, you don’t have to pay
