seeking a friend for the end of the world

they/them

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[villainessbian]

childwithholding hips

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[exnaab]

donating blood on my period that's Dracula flow

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i came out the womb suckin on a perc laced cuban leaf burrito, wearing a tiny rolex on each finger. my mind is an iron fortress and my face is made of granite

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[backupfriend]

never forget:

you’re Different and that’s Bad™️ :)

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a perverted freak as well

[winged-void]

sometimes when i can't figure out why the fuck i did something, i reach deep within me and find that it's one of those behaviors i wove into myself to please someone who doesn't talk to me anymore, and I feel a kinship with every hurt pigeon who wonders why humans hate her so much

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[gholateg]

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[shoutingtothevoidtilldeath]

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

[homunculus-argument]

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to go clear out unwanted squatters from your grandma.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[animentality]