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"That's what happens when the world you love goes bye-bye. Poof!"

— Number Five

PLOT TWIST

I'm the Claudia from episode 4 that couldn't hear Klaus over the vacuum and the shitty pop music

#the umbrella academy #tua #the man on the moon #episode 4

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Ben: why are you staring at Dave like that

Klaus: I’m going to stare at him until he feels so awkward he has to talk to me.

“Do you have my sister? If not, would you like a margarita?”

— Number Five

Klaus, staring at his phone: Oh mY GOD NO

Luther: What happened??????? Did someone get hurt????!!

Klaus: My fucking blog was taken down!!!!

Luther:

Luther: I left the moon for this bullshit—

#the umbrella academy #tua #spaceboy #the séance #number one #number 1 #number four #number 4 #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

Hey, Hey, Hey

It’s Claudia. You haven’t heard from me in a while. Sorry about that.

I’m going to be back in a few days/weeks. I hope you all understand, feel free to unfollow me if you want to :)

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!”

“I DON’T KNOW!”

— Luther Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves

Klaus: AAAAAAAAAAAH

Five: AAAGH

Vanya: AAAAAAHG

Diego: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHh

Ben: STOP SCREEEEEEEAMING

Diego: Poor widdwe Number One, wost his Daddy. Wah, Wah, Wah.

Diego: I’m so sowwy.

Diego: Cry, cry, cry.

#the umbrella academy #tua #spaceboy #the kraken #number one #number 1 #number two #number 2 #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves

“On second thought, a little exercise couldn’t hurt.”

— Klaus Hargreeves

Ben: HEY YOU

Klaus: Me?

Ben: YEAH, YOU

Klaus: What is it?

Ben: STOP BEING AN IDIOT

#the umbrella academy #tua #the séance #the horror #number four #number 4 #number six #number 6 #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves

Five: Klaus-

Five: Klaus, What are you doing?

Klaus: I’m reading.

Five: ...

Klaus: What do you need?

Five: Klaus, that’s- you’re reading about side effects of drugs.

Klaus:

Klaus: Yeah, so?

#the umbrella academy #tua #the séance #the boy #number four #number 4 #number five #number 5 #klaus hargreeves #five

27-umbrellas

*in the afterlife*

Klaus: come on I’m rescuing you let’s get out of here

Ben, hugging Freddy Mercury’s leg: but I don’t want to

“I’m going to be extraordinary.”

— Vanya Hargreeves

Five: You’re a druggie!

Klaus: You’re a drunkard!

Five: You’re an idiot!

Klaus: You talk to a mannequin!

Five:

Klaus:

Five:

Klaus:

Five: Diego

Five: I need to borrow one of your knives

#the umbrella academy #tua #the kraken #the séance #the boy #the mannequin #number two #number 2 #number four #number 4 #number five #number 5 #dolores the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five #dolores the mannequin

Luther: Five please stop

Luther: Five

Luther: FIVE

Five, throwing their father’s papers all over his office: STOP ME

Luther: FIVE THOSE MAY HAVE SOME CONNECTION TO WHY HE SENT ME TO THE MOON

Five: FUCK THE MOON

#the umbrella academy #tua #spaceboy #the boy #number one #number 1 #number five #number 5 #luther hargreeves #five

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Diego: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child

Klaus: that I was straight

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