Space Gremlin

Anime trash took human form and made a blog. Icon by starryklances and header by lanceville

[gigglygamer]

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

[kittyknowsthings]

I’m … See. Or Kee. *snort*

Wow. effectively.

[systlin]

Kps.

Well shit.

[raptorific]

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

[raptorific]

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

[brokebitch2006]

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

[raptorific]

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?

[tchellig]

this simultaneously lends support for the story (can find Ryuk via “grinning anime demon”) and brings aspects of it into question (why scroll for a billion years if it’s right there?), but Google results are pretty time-volatile, and it’s easy to miss something if you don’t know what you’re looking for.

(also, more support in that even though Ryuk is two of the top five results, there’s not much Ryuk in the next 200 or so)

[raptorific]

Wow it’s almost like when I did that search there wasn’t a post describing Ryuk specifically as “grinning anime demon” with 74,000 reblogs (each of which has been indexed by google as a separate search result) so it was harder to find Ryuk using that search term, and then when YOU did the same search, there WAS such a post, and due to 74,000 new points of data associating the phrase “grinning anime demon” with the phrases “ryuk” and “death note,” google’s algorithm has learned that when people search “grinning anime demon” they’re probably looking for Ryuk?

[peeriet]

holy fucking shit dude

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[adonischildsupportcase]

[renthony]

Like honestly as someone who grew up on a farm run by a man who didn’t understand why he shouldn’t fly a confederate flag off the farmhouse (even though he was from fuckin’ MAINE), I can tell you that rural conservatives are more eager to listen to socialist ideas than you think. They’ve just been extremely conditioned to think of “socialism” as a dirty word.

If you talk to folks about how their bosses are dickheads and makin’ good friends with their neighbors to get their proper due from the boss and the government, they’ll overwhelmingly want to listen to you. 

Rural poor folks fuckin’ hate big money and big business more often than not, they’re just terrified of the word “socialism” because they’ve lived their whole lives being told that the socialists want to take their family home from them and steal all their crops that they’ve lovingly raised from seeds.

[lnzzzz]

Pet names

Nicky: So, do you and Andrew have pet names for each other?

Neil: No, we don’t. What’s even the point?

Allison: Sure… Hey, Neil. What do bees make?

Neil: Honey?

Nicky: …

Allison: … I was pretty sure that would work.

Aaron: You’re doing it wrong.

Aaron: *kicks Neil’s shin*

Neil: OW! YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Andrew, from his and Neil’s room: What?

Nicky and Allison: *hands Aaron 100$ each*

[imperfectcourt]

Hc that Andrew is actually CONSTANTLY blushing over Neil but nobody has any idea bc he only blushes w his ears and his hair has always been just a little too shaggy so nobody ever sees it happen (except for Neil who is constantly running his hands through it and smiling down at Andrew from above when they’re lying in bed)

Everyone accepts andreil’s relationship for what it is and it’s all good and fine and maybe Matt thinks that Neil deserves someone who is a little more affectionate and open with their feelings but w/e Neil’s obvs happy so he tries not to say anytying

And then during Neil’s second year, right before the Christmas banquet, Andrew finally, finally gets a really nice haircut that might just be a style Neil offhandedly liked when Allison had been hounding him about cuts for his own atrocious hair.

Now, they’ve been together for a year and a half/almost 2 years by this point. Neil’s scars are light pink and soft bc of the creams Andrew rubs into them every night and it doesn’t hurt to smile anymore inside or out so that’s what he spends the whole banquet doing- smiling at the upperclassmen, smiling at Nicky, smiling when Kevin chokes on his drink around a cute bubbly goalie from Atlanta, smiling smiling smiling at Andrew all night, tickling his palm with the short sides of Andrew’s hair, tracing the shell of his ears with light fingertips, kissing his knuckles when nobody is looking, mouthing off at an asshole from North Carolina.

And God his ears have just been red all fucking night. It takes a while for anybody to notice and Nicky is first bc he’s always looking over his shoulder for his family. At first he thinks it’s the alcohol, but then he sees Neil snag Andrew’s belt loop for a quick tug and release and his ears practically glow as his eyes track Neil from an impassive face. He nearly spills his drink trying to snack Matt’s shoulder to get his attention and point it out

Nicky and the upperclassmen all make a pact to never ever mention it bc they know how private and defensive those two can be and they don’t want to risk Neil toning down his obvious flirting or Andrew cutting off his own ears bc he probably would

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

[cantsleeplogan-deactivated20200]

And unclench your jaw

[malpractique]

and drink some water!

[fryingpaninyourface-deactivated]

remember to blink!

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

Relax your shoulders!

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

Thank you for all the wonderful contributions!

[marcys-underground]

TAKE YOUR MEDS!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

S T R E T C H

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

CONSUME FRUIT

[asknotbug]

Don’t forget your tea.

[samjohnssonvt]

Is your laundry done?

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[everythingfox]

peP

[scretladyspider]

Sound ON

[dankmemeuniversity]

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[toastbutteregg]

[microolli]

Hello!!! Omg this is the earlier anon and I finally finished the series and I’m still ridiculously obsessed—-it has ruined me and changed me for good. Pls if you have time, could you draw our fave lovesick idiots, Andreil? Thank you!!!

Happy to see you again, super happy to hear you liked all the books! They just kinda string you along, don’t they :^3

Of course! have some post Nathan cuddles

[manic-andrew]

srsly this is one of my all-time favorites

[suguru]

copycat