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[rotsnovelization]

—Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

[bad-poison]

I was having a good day

[kirlenawrites]

You've seen "build a cake with me". You've seen "build a soup with me". Well. Today we're building Anakin Skywalker, ingredient by ingredient, because I think Tumblr should have a say in this.

The galaxy's most dramatic man is in your hands now

curls

bluntness

awkwardness

loyalty

the way he loves

stubbornness

Voting ended onMay 13

Choose wisely.

[star-walking]

[bad-poison]

may this kind of love found me

[girlvader]

obikin really is the dynamic of all time. they're brothers, they're lovers, they're enemies, they're father and son they're mother and daughter they're alive because of each other they're alive in spite of each other they

[bluemoonscape]

Sorry I spaced out I was remembering how SW Novels!Obi-Wan is canonically familiar with the sight of Anakin’s butt and canonically took it upon himself to smack said butt during a public sparring session and canonically holds some measure of resentment towards Anakin’s wife and canonically confesses his love for Anakin to everyone but Anakin and canonically refers to him in his own internal monologue as “quite beautiful” and as his “beautiful friend” and canonically takes note of how Anakin’s neck blushes when he’s worked up and has canonically said the words “every good boy deserves a treat” to Anakin and I was wondering what all that was for

[bad-poison]

And don't forget:

[nyanakin]

matthew stover in 2005: they gazed into each other’s eyes and the pure uncomplicated love that anakin felt for obi-wan was like a promise from the force itself

matthew stover in 2025: btw this is the relationship the two of them should’ve had for the rest of their lives forever and if you don’t get that then i can’t help you

shout out to my girl @freebirdgalahad, who got the deluxe edition early and asked me what i wanted to see mwah! 🖤

[bad-poison]

the obikin shipper u're, Matthew, you went and made your fanfic canon (until disn-)

[obiwancreampie]

...which could mean nothing.

Nick Gillard interviewed by IGN / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Novelization written by Matthew Stover / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Bonus:

[bad-poison]

Remembering how I made a wallpaper with almost all phrases from the ROTS novel just to torture myself daily

[keencroissantgardenflap]

Obi-wan stronger than me if Anakin lying in front of me like that i would've ripped his pants off and shown The Sith a real Revenge

[tolbiny]

[intermundia]

so there's a moment after order 66 when obi-wan realizes that boga had died and saved his life. he thinks "even grief is an attachment," and lets her go, something rather easy to do with a creature he'd only met that day, but we see the jedi's philosophy in action nonetheless. we see how he should behave with grief.

reading that line this time just really rubbed in the fact that his attachment to anakin fueled a decade of grieving. it was THAT STRONG. he never let it flow out of his life, but kept it bottled up inside. he just couldn't let it go until he'd actually heard anakin in person sever the connection and release him. this decade of grief really shows his heart and his hand, who he really is.

like.. in so many ways obi-wan is the ideal jedi, but not in this. anakin is the exception. obi-wan was so blind and complicit in fostering anakin's own tendency toward devotion, sharing a kind of unspoken (until the end) love with him that interfered in his duty as a jedi, and ultimately prevented him from killing a dangerous sith. a decade of active grief that kept him awake at night. just.. what a love that is, to cause so much pain.

[bad-poison]

and he just tried to gaslight himself

but still same at the end, dear Matthew (they couldn't let go each other)

[help-what-do-i-put-here]

I find it so funny that with most ships everyone mostly agrees who the top and the bottom of the ship is

And then there's obikin

Personally I'm a bottom!Anakin truther but if you don't agree that's fine

(he has luscious curls and a grabbable waist. bottom material ok)

[bad-poison]

The true "bring balance to the Force" 🗣️

I remember starting with TopAnakin, then I read a tweet about Anakin pregnant with the twins and it changed the chemistry in my brain

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[ow-ak]

so let me explain:

(i made this in a sleep deprived state and dunno if it makes sense anymore)

[kirlenawrites]

The Great Obikin Flavor Debate™ (round 3)

Round 2 was fierce, emotional, and honestly a little stressful to watch.

After a hard-fought battle, Old man Vader x Old man Obi-Wan comes out on top and takes the round 2 win! Sadly, Padawan Anakin x Padawan Obi-Wan didn’t make it through this time and is eliminated from the competition. You were devastating, you were tender, and you will absolutely be remembered 😔

That said… I also have an important announcement to make.

Kenobi-era Obi-Wan x Kenobi-era Vader have been disqualified from the competition due to cheating. A thorough investigation is currently underway, and I sincerely apologize for the confusion this may have caused. As a result, they are being replaced by Jedi Anakin x Sith Obi-Wan, who will be taking their spot in the bracket going forward.

Thank you for your patience, your understanding, and your continued commitment to this very serious debate. Onward we go, things are only getting messier from here.

Our next matchup is…

Master Anakin x Padawan Obi-Wan

Old man Obi-Wan x twink Anakin

Voting ended onJan 21

This is how things look in the bracket right now.

[youmurderedmy]

“wincest gtfo” like the audacity… you’re walking into my incest house in my incest neighborhood and sitting down on my incest couch and you expect your tea I serve you to not be incest well that’s on you !!!!

[aunteat]

Obikin + Bloodmercy

[human-rocket]

two halves of a whole idiot

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