Another whumpaholic

just another whump blog filled with the kind of whump I enjoy. If your taste matches mine feel free to browse! I try to tag, but no absolute promises...

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

My Fault: London (2025) (p1)

[jigglycrow]

The gun barrel is at the base of his skull, angled upwards. Whumper is talking, slow and amused.

"I could put a bullet behind that little ear of yours, Mick."

A pause as he looks from Mickey to Connor.

"Shall I, Connor? Shall I carve a pretty little nine millimetre tunnel through his brain?"

Whumper circles Mickey and taps him on the forehead with his index finger. "Exit wound'd be somewhere round about *here* I think."

He raps again. Hard. Mickey flinches and hates himself for it.

Whumper moves in an instant, the barrel pressed against Mickey's head again harder than ever.

"Careful, *boy*," he hisses into Mickey's ear, his breath fogging up the barrel as he speaks. "I wouldn't be making any sudden moves if I was you."

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

Steal, 1x06 (1)

[animeguysindistress]

Lazarus - Episode 2

[letthewhumpbegin]

Smoke, s1e9

My GIF masterlist

[skullzandb0nez]

people need to use cigarettes more in whump

whumper burning their name, initials, a telltale shape, anything, into an unwilling whumpee, symbolizing their ownership over them even when it scars over

whumper using whumpee as an ashtray, tapping the excess ash from the end onto whumpee, who whimpers briefly from the slight sting

whumper forcing whumpee to take a drag, watching as they double over and cough their lungs out at the sudden unwelcome smoke

shotgunning. 🤤. whumper taking a drag of their cig, just to pull whumpee into an unwanted kiss, breathing out the smoke into their mouth

watching as it escapes their nose, as whumpee tries to pull away, eyes watering and coughs trying to escape, just to be swallowed up by whumper as their lips stay on each others’

cigarettes!!!!

[richyjerimovich]

JOHNNY BERCHTOLD as RICHARD BECK REACHER, 3.08 "Unfinished Business"

[alanprickman]

[Ben Whishaw on the dunking scene & working with Alan Rickman in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer]

I was upside down for about 3 hours. I like work like that. That’s part of the fun of filming. But I love Alan. I think he’s absolutely a tremendous actor really. There’s always something kind of strange and dark going on behind his eyes and inside him which I find completely compelling. That was wonderful. [c]

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[wantonlywindswept]

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

[wantonlywindswept]

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

[wantonlywindswept]

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

[wantonlywindswept]

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

[wantonlywindswept]

1. how the fuck did this post become so popular

2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful

3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time

4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft 

5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.

[wantonlywindswept]

btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:

noooope

[wantonlywindswept]

LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS

[wantonlywindswept]

i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT

‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[wantonlywindswept]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

me @ everyone else using googledocs:

YOU

[amarits]

I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about

[elfwreck]

Grammarly is not better.

[vaspider]

querched

[curlicuecal]

[hello-delicious-tea]

If you were thinking learning to proofread wasn’t actually helpful…

[lastoneout]

This is funny but also as someone who has dyslexia and relies heavily on spell check to communicate legibly this is honestly horrifying.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#had ‘performances’ autocorrected to ‘romanceances’ today#for reasons unknown

ROMANCEANCES

[just-whump-and-suffering]

Out There Ep 05

[hurtcomfortguaranteed]

Poor Jamie is kidnapped, tied up, beaten and nearly shot before Mike comes to rescue him in Hack 2x01.

[whumpypepsigal]

The Recruit s02e01: “I'm feeling a little bit... lightheaded.”

[100percentevil]

hey, reblog this if its okay for me to spam you with asks.

[whumpty-dumpty]

Whumptober2022 | no. 3 | A HAIR’S BREADTH FROM DEATH

[bestofwhump]

Slow Horses Whump List

Whumpee: River Cartwright

Slow horses Whump

1x01- River electrocutes hand

1x02- River Head butted

1x04- River Chased

(There were some other small moments where Whump didn’t really happen that I didn’t include such as a shootout in the last ep of season 1)

Season 2

2x04- River Tasered in the neck and knocked out

2x05- River tied up

2x06-Roddy Ho Chased through a train by a man with a gun, falls and gets attacked on the ground, nearly shot

(River spends the majority of this season undercover so there’s a lot of tense scenes I’d highly recommended giving it a watch)

Season 3

3x02-River Threatened, chased, punched in stomach, kidnapped

3x03-River Held in custody, head butt, beaten badly, (whitty about the whole thing)

3x05/6- River Caught in an explosion and thought to be dead (brief)

Season 4

4x02- Held at gunpoint, attacked, knife to throat, saved, knocked out with butt of gun

4x03- Held captive, held at gunpoint, chased, falls through a roof (comical)

4x04- Chased

4x05- Arrested, Handcuffed inside a car, window smashed beside his head, shot at, kidnapped

4x06- Held at gunpoint, threatened, held hostage, grenade put in his hood

This season did not disappoint 🙏

[goodwhump-temp]

FULL WHUMPS LIST;

Shows, movies, anime, & cartoons (Organized Alphabetically by TV Title)(pinned) - Message me if any of this is outdated! Organized whump of my posts

LIVE ACTION

Ray Palmer | Arrowverse Jake Peralta | Brooklyn-99 Tangerine | Bullet Train Richard Castle | Castle Ryan | Castle Dexter Morgan | Dexter Johnny Gage | Emergency! (1979) John Carter | E.R. Peter Bishop | Fringe Simon | Firefly Malcolm | Firefly Mike Schmidt | FNAF Movie Tom Mason | Falling Skies Matt Damon | Jason Bourne Jake Green | Jericho (2006) Hawkeye | M*A*S*H Steven Grant | Moon Knight Thomas Shelby | Peaky Blinders Shawn Spencer | Psych Daniel Jackson | SG1 Trip Tucker | Star Trek: Enterprise William Riker | Star Trek: TNG Rodney McKay | SG: Atlantis John Sheppard | SG: Atlantis Sam Winchester | Supernatural (S1-S15) Mark Wahlberg | Ted 2 Hughie | The Boys Shaun Murphey | The Good Doctor Dick Grayson | Titans Rust Cohle | True Detectives Cordell Walker | Walker Ryan Gosling | Multiple movies Owen Strand | 9-1-1 Lone Star

ANIME

Hajime Nagumo | Arifureta: From Commonplace To World's Strongest Ciel Phantomhive | Black Butler Ichigo | Bleach Yukio Okumura | Blue Exorcist Rin Okumura | Blue Exorcist Akutugawa | Bungo Stray Dogs Atsushi | Bungo Stray Dogs Yuu Otosaka | Charlotte Lelouch Lamperouge | Code Geass David Martinez | Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Allen Walker | D. Gray Man Saiki K. | Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Natsu | Fairy Tail Grey | Fairy Tail Yuki | Fruits Basket Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist: 2003 (+ the Movie) Shoyo Hinata | Haikyu!! Nanase Riku | IDOLiSH7 Kuroko | Kuroko No Basket Cheng Xiaoshi | Link Click Lu Guang | Link Click Deku | My Hero Academia Natsume Takashi | Natsume's Book of Friends Yuito Sumeragi | Scarlet Nexus Kirito | Sword Art Online Cid Kagenou | The Eminence in Shadow Naofumi | The Rising of the Shield Hero Ashiya Hanae | The Morose Mononokean Vanitas | Vanitas No Carte Yuri | Yuri On Ice

CARTOONS

Boimler | Star Trek: Lower Decks Ezra Bridger | Star Wars Rebels Bumblebee | Transformers: Prime Optimus Prime | Transformers: Prime Ratchet | Transformers: Prime Smokescreen | Transformers: Prime Jack Darby | Transformers: Prime Lance | Voltron: Legendary Defender Robin | Young Justice Blue Beetle | Young Justice Batman | Justice League / Unlimited, JLA + Movies..

GAMES

Johnny Cage | Mortal Kombat