Stuck on Stupid

♔ C A M I ♔ normal people scare me. finnish | sc: camibbreezy | ig: camixbee oh and im obsessed with Marshall Mathers. 你他媽的

[uptional]

[bai-xue]

Someone buy this man a beer

[n64thstreet]

[badankamathers]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[heikkila]

[airbounded]

[youdontsnowme]

[melisica]

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

[heyyalan]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[thugilly]

Time to delete my account.

[dickstopher-deactivated20170222]

[badankamathers]

050589

[artichokeonthisdick-deactivated]

OH MY GOD

[badankamathers]

thats how u know u fucked up

[filmchrist]

[theconcealedweapon]

[gaylor-moon]

*cough*

[liberalsarecool]

When the truth stares you in the face.

[jordanmarvelley]

[goldddustwoman]