you're so golden

Incorrect TSC Quotes and Memes. 🇦🇷 Magnus Bane lover. Carstairs lovebot.

[badassclary]

Will: Raise your hand if you like me!

Gabriel: What do I do if I don't like you?

Jem and Tessa: Raise your standards.

[badassclary]

Computer: enter your password.

Jace: *enters Clary*

Computer: the password is too short.

Jace, sighing: I know.

[badassclary]

Alec: What do you think the height of stupidy is?

Jace: I don't know, let's see.

Jace: Simon! How tall are you?

Simon: The same height as you, you piece of trash.

Alec: That makes sense.

[badassclary]

Jace: wHAT ARE YOU DOING, CLARISSA?

Clary, confused: I'm just eating a biscuit— Are you okay?

Jace, dramaticlly: cAnNiBaLiSm.

[badassclary]

Alec, pointing to Jace crying on the ground: What is he doing?

Clary: He's crying because Max asked him to watch a TV show.

Alec: ... And what?

Clary: They saw DuckTales.

Jace, crying: Those bloodthirsty beasts!