Swaggy B

One spicy bitch

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[veryfunnymemes]

[omghotmemes]

New black hole

[pietriarchy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[gahdamnpunk]

I feel seen

[artistmitchy]

Secret goblin hidey hole

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

[bahookies]

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

[sleepsafe]

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[evooob]

People on tumblr: omg you are beautiful!!

people in real life:

[lukecastellan]

[wombat-astronaut-deactivated201]

[malcolminthemiddlegifs]

[teathattast]

[1kpenny]