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[badasssanta]

All Amandas have been confirmed as reptiles, ok good.

[melonmemes]

[thefandomdropout]

Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children

[jadorexjaii]

There are a *lot* of “I had to go through this shitty situation so my child can go through it too” ass people in this world and I just don’t understand it. Heal yourself before u have kids, like PLEASE.

[gingerrbreadman-deactivated2020]

This is the funniest fucking shit I swear

[fionaostbyillustration]

he sits

[screenshotsofdespair]

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[spitsister]

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

[wingleader]

PRECIOUS

[paper-mario-wiki]

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

[thewhitehairedwitchgirl]

Me: I want to write a thing

Friends: So write it

Me:

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[pet-me-feed-me]

[sosuperawesome]

Harry Potter / Book Lover Candles

Briar Wick on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Candles tags

[athenahyena7-blog]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[badasssanta]

i want to own them

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[fluffmugger]

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

[hail-to-the-tsar-deactivated201]

@wolfintheroses

[systlin]

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Anyone else reminded of this?

[badasssanta]

Thhhhhhhhhhh

*trump sees another lizard invading his territory* “THHHH”

[badasssanta]

“is it ok to swim with jeff goldblum”?

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[baapi-makwa]

@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[mouldywarps]

[babyanimalgifs]

[missbuttercupifurnasty]

So freaking adorable

[badasssanta]

*smile*

[fuks]