[borderlineshiv]

this is all I make now

[thegaymertrainer]

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

girls being girls 

[henologist]

[sp00py-vibes]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[hound-slut]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

[xeppeli]

[turnipfritters]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

i never want to see this ever again

[witchstone]

oh to be a little tabby cat snoozing in a sheet that was supposed to be hung up to dry <3

[depsidase]

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[dark-romantics]

I think it’s kinda cool that my ancestors survived plagues, famines and literal wars just so that I could sit in my room all day and stare at the screen until my head hurts

[dicksmasher]

[mityenka]

did anyone do this yet

[babbhad]

Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.

If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.

The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.

[gun-to-ya-head]

[teathattast]

[singinbluebird]

[pineapple-dildos]

[mosquitogirl]

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

bro cmon. wheres my smooch

[74891273984782937]

tiktokkers who film people in public should be locked into a birdcage and dangled from skyscrapers