[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[snakeloch]

choose your character

Gorilla 

stats: strength, stamina, unarmed, speech

alignment: neutral good

Chimpanzee

stats: dexterity, stealth, one handed, disguise

alignment: neutral evil

Orangutan

stats: intelligence, illusion, conjuring, alchemy

alignment: chaotic neutral

[sonypraystation]

DLC: Gibbon

stats: speed, high crit chance, low hp, second wind

alignment: ???

[shittyidea]

Pads on a thong

[badbad-leroy-brown]

u say shitty idea but sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do...

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

sometimes i fall down on purpose just to feel what it’s like

[sonypraystation]

we take L’s just to see how these haters livin then we bounce back 😤😤😤

[morganfreemanpointingup]

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

This

[thepeopleinthebackcanthearyou]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[isurehopeitgetsbetter]

It got better

[ifitwasntforthatlastcomment]

Reblogging for that last comment

[ireallyreallyreallylovewildfire]

Spread this like wildfire

[icouldreallyuseaboost]

Boost!

[googleisawhat]

It’s back on my dash!

[iliterallyliveheresoiknow]

This is the best thing on tumblr!

[imaddictedtoreblogging]

I can never not reblog this!

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

Delete this!

[tagitgood]

Tag yourself

[lownotepostsmakemesosad]

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

[professionalnavelgazer]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[iknowwhodidthisbutistoleit]

WHO DID THIS?!?

[ilovetoruinpostswithpersonalshit]

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

[somerandomfuck]

This is so me

[anentirelyrandomseriesofletters]

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

[werenotstaffreally]

I love tumblr!

[trollsrus]

I hate this fucking website

[verymuchbinary]

There are two types of people…

[whatdoyoumeanihaveangerissues]

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

Well, that escalated quickly

[walkingshitpostgenerator]

Everything happens so quickly

[iamblindandmydogisdead]

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

[ihavenofriendsandnocomputer]

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

[fleetadmiralobvious]

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

[theysayitendtooverreact]

Are you satan?

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

Did you just…?

[ineverreallygoanywheretbh]

I’m so here for this

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

I AM SCREAMING!!!

[iloveshamingandmakingidlethreats]

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

[eternalqueue]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[internetchainletter]

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

Well, that escalated quickly

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

I am crying!!!

[conveniencefeemayapply]

This is gold!

[spankmewithyourdankmemes]

I am weak!!!

[everythingismeasfucktobehonest]

This is me af

[somerandomfuck]

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

[fleetadmiralobvious]

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

[hyperventilating]

I can’t breathe!!!

[ineverhadanassbutiblameitonthis]

lmao

[iamblindandmydogisdead]

If I had to see this so do you

[badspellingghost]

im ded  💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswatching]

I feel personally attacked

[waitheresmy2cents]

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

[et-phoneme]

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

[icanodd]

I can’t even!!!

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

Literally me! 😂👌🏽💯

[momofloco-deactivated20190529]

Now this is the type of content I signed up for

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

What a time to be alive!

[dontlookmethatway]

Science side of tumblr explain this

[badbad-leroy-brown]

The signs and their clothing styles

Twisted Tradition (trendy trousers, work chic look with a twist, tailored jackets/prep suits, mismatched plaid): Capricorn, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius

Opulence Romance (embroidered floral details, silk, velvet, feminine, ruffles): Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius, Taurus

Power Play (street style, leather, jackets off the shoulder, crisp, high shine): Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio

[kant-deactivated20190908]

i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”

[greatfay]

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

[greatfay]

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

[princesconsuela]

[oomshi]

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[bob-belcher]

[dudeoo0]

wHAT

[kissedbythevoid]

[surprisebitch]

Your top ten most fuckable smash bros characters?

RYU (such a dom top. i’d gladly let him shoryuken my ass.. bara DAD)

Cloud 

Ike 

Marth

Roy

Little Mac

Shulk

Snake

Captain Falcon

Robin

Bowser (kidding lol)

not really in order cause i’d all let them SMASH me anyway but yeah lol

[surprisebitch]

cant put bowser in the list because he has a massive cock that it will tear my insides and i dont play with demons like that, i still love my ass. but yeah if you want you want an easy prolapse, ask bowser to fuck you but i know my anatomical limits

[trap3z3]

when your and your opponents pokemon both use protect in the same turn