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@badcactus27
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"So I'm playing Lord of the Rings Online, and the quest that I got was to go find a *huffs to hold in laughter* -a basement key from an orc that was ransacking a house. Um *giggles* I got the key, but I wanted to look around some more, and I went into one of the bedrooms upstairs, and I just found this guy *giggles more, wheeezes, and snorts* doing this *in a wheezing tone* *laughs more*
#reblogging to put this at the top because it is my favorite
Fun fact: You are statistically 22.86 times more likely to be bitten by a resident of NYC than a shark.
I feel the need to add that this is based on reported bites. This further biases this figure against sharks.
#ok this was posted on one of those fact aggregate youtube channels and I am fucking losing it i did like 5 minutes of research for this
@batekush pronounces snuffleupagus like snuffle-a-pagus
I love when restaurant apps use horny emojis like 🤤 in notifications like yeah Jimmy Johns your sanwitches are great but that emoji is for when I see boobs
Hi tumblr i just pooped so hard my foot went numb
S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear
SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL
Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!
It's a type of ghost pipefish, related to seahorses, and it floats around coral reefs looking like a piece of algae and hunting unsuspecting prey
They are, of course, named after Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street!
Later on it the project, they got citizen science involved, and people across the Pacific started reporting sightings of snuffy fish from all over!
Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleupagus !
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Take some time to consider this
Repeatedly hit you over the head with a pool noodle
I am in fucking tears
Watching a toddler telling another toddler to go fuck themselves is funny I am sorry
Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
should i make a side blog for beans
Thats my daughter i should get the sideblog 😡😡😡
beanu is weird
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
Does anyone from the Warrior Cats Fandom want to travel back in time and join a monastery in England around ~1000 CE? The vikings might be an issue but we could make Warrior Cats the new Voynich Manuscript
Look at my cat
If you have $12,000 you can buy this and send it to someone you don't like and they will be stuck with fun clown ride for all eternity
