Bad Cinderella Phenomenon Quotes.

Quotes that should have happened, but didn't. Enjoy the memes. (Quinton-Hawk second page.)

[quinton-hawk]

Hello everyone! It’s been a while since I posted, but I actually have been drawing some art lately, so I figured I would post this drawing I did of Evermore Klaude :D (One with sparkles and one without cuz I’m indecisive)

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Karma: You have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like "drop dead". Lucette: It's a gift.

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Parfait: Whoever can get Rumpel to get some sleep and take some time off will win 100 dollars.

Karma, holding a frying pan: Where is he?

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Karma: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door. Rumpel, quick give me your credit card. Rumpel: Okay... Karma, pocketing it: Cool. Jurien, kick the door down

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Jurien: If we keep accusing people of being the zodiac killer, eventually we'll get it right. Garlan: Maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way.

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Karma: You call it “really bad at darts,” I call it freestyle acupuncture.

Lucette: You’re going to get us kicked out of the bar again.

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Hildyr: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

Delora: We don’t do anything with dignity!

Parfait: Delora, no-

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Jurien: Quick, you’re losing a lot of blood! What’s your type??

Garlan, bleeding out: Blonde hair, strong, outgoing-

Jurien: I MEANT YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Garlan: Oh.

Garlan: *looks down at his wound*

Garlan: Red.

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Parfait: Delora, what are you drinking?

Delora: Tea.

Parfait, doubtfully: ...What kind of tea?

Delora: Tea...quila.

Parfait: Delora we’ve talked about this-

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Rumpel: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar, because you’re all I ever think about.

Lucette: Have fun being broke, idiot.

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Rod when Lucette tries to hug him: I have never met you in my life. You fiend. Unhand me. Set me free.

Rod when Lucette is busy: Where are my hugs from my Princess?

Rod: Where are my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly?

Rod: You are a cruel and unjust girlfriend and I am going to scream.

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Karma, apologizing:  .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Lucette: ...What's that?

Karma: Remorse code.

Lucette: I'm even angrier now.

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Lucette: Do you ever get the feeling like you’re being watched?

Karma: Oh, constantly. When you look this fabulous you get used to it.

Lucette: ...

Karma: And there are a lot of people out to murder me, but that’s details-

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Varg: I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

Karma: I’ll tell Lucette

Varg: Wait wait please no-

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Karma: As long as I strike fear into the hearts of my enemies, why would it matter what my gender is?

Karma: I don’t identify as ‘male’ or ‘female’, I identify as a threat.

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Karma: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Waltz: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life.

Rumpel: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!

Waltz: Thanks! Even worse!

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Delora: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Varg: They do.

Delora: ...

Lucette: ...

Lucette: Why did you say that so quickly and with such certainty?