heck yeah

i like justin bieber and zayn malik and cats n etc

[kitty]

[weirdness-is-good]

[youarealwaysenough]

Crazy how some people need to jump out of airplanes to get the same adrenaline rush I get from a 2-minute phone call

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[shrimplovercat]

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[hurricanedandy]

Story of my fucking life

[dark-alleys]

had a walk now I shouldnt be insane anymore

[markv5]

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[inactive-jupiterscupid-deactiva]

[kaijuno]

[pseudomantis]

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

[kerryrenaissance]

My brain is afraid of the potential commitment.

[do9]

[powerfulwizard]

Nobody:

Facebook moms the moment it hits october: theyre giving kids DEAD RATS instead of candy!!!!!! be careful everyone

[fuks]

[suspiciously-terfy]

this is art

[nyctosaurid]

why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead