The worst Crossover known to man

Crossover Mayhem!

[badcrossoversys]

We’re a traumagenic system of 80+ people! The body is a minor.

We just mostly reblog stuff here!!

We also tend to write in caps and curse, ask us if you want that tagged.

This blog is for us to talk to people and reblog stuff.

We also may vent here a lot but it will be under the tag “vent” and under a read more. So feel free to block it, if you don’t want to see it!

Ask us not to if you don't want your posts tagged with our stuff!

BASIC DNI.

We don't want anti-endos/sysmeds interacting with us!

Absolutely no syscourse here.

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[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[badcrossoversys]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[shelest8]

Office-ler AU sketshessss

[shelest8]

Miss and mister Once-ler and thir business gossip🤭

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[fukounaboy-deactivated20250916]

Life is a performance and I am, unfortunately, not a good actor

[er-cryptid]

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

[meanpear-deactivated20241004]

Writers finding this post:

[a-casual-egg]

Thank you

[hessys-corner]

Europeans about half of this post:

[nanaccused]

Body Heat = 42 C

Cold Water = 4 C

Hot Air = 148 C

High Altitude = 4572m

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 390m

Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

[edwin-payne-enthusiast]

Europeans seeing this version of this post:

[guppiesareamazing]

Gay

I think my brain malfunctioned while looking at this

[badcrossoversys]

what if that was my plan?

[guppiesareamazing]

explodes

[kinuko]

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

[nightfallsystem-moved-deactivat]

friendly reminder you dont have to forgive your parents or family for abusing you. you can never forgive them and its okay. you can decide to forgive them and thats okay too. whether you forgive them or not is up to you, and its not bad or evil to decide not to forgive them.

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

I love DID because it's my brain deciding I was too traumatized as a child so it should invent more people for me to be traumatized with.

[jupiter-on-the-compupiter]

DID is like. We went through trauma, our brain went "the group chat must know about this" and then created The Group Chat™ right there and then

[badcrossoversys]

what if we *are* fakin this after all? maybe its bc im paranoid but if ppl can think were th same person as a friend, they can think were fakin this?? Im so close to just losin it with all this paranoia, and i want to leave every server connected to Onceler bc of that one server.

....did we just get retraumatized by that one server? holy shit. — Peace

[badcrossoversys]

update

I called our therapist abt this "am i fakin this" thing and th sigh she gave me was so long that she probably beat Onceler at th disappointment game lol

[badcrossoversys]

another update

had cake an i feel better now

eat cake its good

[badcrossoversys]

what if we *are* fakin this after all? maybe its bc im paranoid but if ppl can think were th same person as a friend, they can think were fakin this?? Im so close to just losin it with all this paranoia, and i want to leave every server connected to Onceler bc of that one server.

....did we just get retraumatized by that one server? holy shit. — Peace

[honeycombsys]

Hey fictives, it's okay to look VASTLY different from your source just an FYI

Its okay to be different, especially in looks. If your personality is the same and looks are different that's okay! If your personality and looks are different that's also okay! You don't have to be your source if you don't want to and if you do wanna be your source but not look like it? That's also dope!

The opposite is also okay btw! The focus on this post is just very specifically to fictives/introjects in general who don't look exactly like their source!

[guppiesareamazing]

Gay

I think my brain malfunctioned while looking at this

[badcrossoversys]

what if that was my plan?

[guppiesareamazing]

Another crochet thing! It's an octopus now

I hear you want a little bean.

A fluffy little crocheted octopus to love and cuddle forever.

Well my friend! You are in luck. Today I have a simple crochet octopus stuffed animal I like to make for my friends and to sell! I have gotten inspiration from a little one my friend got at pride that i referenced but i made it fluffier.

Again this pattern is very messy, if you have any questions let me know.

Materials:

fluffy blanket yarn

10mm crochet hook

2 plastic safety eyes and backings

needle for weaving edges

stuffing

How to make it:

R1: 8 single crochet in magic ring

R2: increase around in single crochet (16 stitches)

R3 & R4: sc around (16 stitches)

R5: invisible decrease around (8 stitches)

Insert safety eyes or stitch in eyes in row 3 or 4

R6: chain two and insert 2 double crochet in 2nd chain from the hook, then slip stitch into next front loop and repeat for 8 tentacles

Stuff it

Then I just go around the back loops I didn't use in the tentacles with slip stitches to close it

enjoy your bean >:D lmk if you need any more info!