Blitz🦡

(he/him/ze/zem) 22 Gay (Expect a lot of buff furry dudes) ASD (Pawtistic) & GAD Hello I am nonbinary (TMA) and I like stuff. Stuff I like: -Sonic -JJBA -X-Men -Chainsaw Man -Ice Age -FNaF -YYH -Crash Bandicoot -Danganronpa -Ice Age -Housamo -Fantastic Mr Fox -Digimon -Star Fox -One Piece -Fear & Hunger -Final Fantasy -Bayonetta -DBZ -Rhythm Heaven -Fashion

[bbwjijafat]

got fat 🤷‍♀️

[moomoogothgf]

Queen behaviour

[hannahtempler]

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[todaysbird]

sometimes falconry hoods just look so cyberpunk. don’t tell me you wouldn’t see this bird at a weird attempted rave outside a comiccon

[dama624]

I couldn’t help myself

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im so tired…………

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[manlyster]

im making some stickers and i wanted to show off a couple WIPs. currently showing yall the 4 out of 12

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[madderhatter]

Divorced dads at their first gay date

[scratch-meowt]

[cognitohazardous]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[junkyarded]

the psycho killer was really onto something when he said that he hates people when they're not polite

[cursedrunescapewizard]

[egberts]

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

[egberts]

me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up

my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[objectophiliac-main]

you all don’t even try to hide your transmisogyny

[numb3r-0n3-b1tt3r-hag-na]

This is an ancient tactic to handwave feminism in all forms since the beginning of time. "I wont take this feminism stuff seriously until a man tells me how it is." What makes this exceptionally transmysoginistic is that trans women are expected to engage with this criticism like its actually about inclusivity, and not just boring ass regular laughed-out-of-the-room misogyny.

[filmphotofranz]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

[thetetra]

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

[filmphotofranz]

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]