TO THE SHITPOST MOBILE!

asexual/panromantic, he/him. I'm a dirty memer if you don't like it don't follow (sometimes i post text posts or something, they're usually complaining though)

[dotlery]

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[kosmogrl]

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[tiktaalic]

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[jell-o101]

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

[blackstar5078]

Important tags to include actually.

[mercyseb]

Next Year's group project

[heinousier-bitch]

Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

[delta-domine]

hes so real for this

[shaykai]

Introduced my brother to the Caesar knife block

[csny]

[thesituation]

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

(image source)

[lasagna-of-loathing]

thats arugula

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Arugula

[ppups]

[rad-roche]

writing is a fantastic hobby but the kicker is it's a lot harder to show your friends as it's progressing. with a sketch i can show someone and they'll be like oh that's an apple. you can't do that with words until you get a lot of them down. so i'll just be like damn fuckin. uhh. check this out

that's right. and that's just one of the several words i know

[gunsandfireandshit]