TO THE SHITPOST MOBILE!

asexual/panromantic, he/him. I'm a dirty memer if you don't like it don't follow (sometimes i post text posts or something, they're usually complaining though)

[you-think-it-makes-you-special]

"can mutuals dm?" "can mutuals ask for discord?" "can mutuals-"

mutuals could literally use me as a topic for a research paper and i would be grateful

[frosteamilk]

sad chain

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

Hmmmmmmmm......

[achilles-in-his-tent]

Mood

[mirensiart]

in this house we love and cherish proud dad addam (daddam) ok? 🥹💗✨

the dialogue is from that one scene at the end of the movie sixth sense that ALWAYS make me cry 🥲💞

[mizartz]

trinity processor

[peachdelta]

ホムラ homuhomu

[jinmalos]

thought i might share a current wip as well!

[smash-64]

Visit Original Link

[draanden]

i cant believe they let amalthus take the kids in the divorce

[depsidase]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

You also purchase CDs once and as long as nothing happens to them you get to keep them forever.

[angelbabymikaa]

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

[dovewithscales]

A shit stain whose only two personality traits are transphobia and AI.

[tomb-mold]

FOMO = fear of making out

[bunniope]

i need exposure therapy.

[mewsmeme]

thats literally twin

[graffitinight]

When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)

Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.

Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)

I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)

YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)

The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)

The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)

The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)

It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)

Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???

To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)

So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)

[grimboigio]

It's called planned obsolescence and it was invented when lightbulbs could still run for 1000 years. Enshittification is the web-specific (and more specifically social media) version of that.

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[cringecorp]

home owners association is pissed about the obelisk. said it's "unsightly" and "looming" and "casting a strange aura of despair over the neighborhood." but randy's ugly ass shrubs are fine i guess