A Hufflepuff at heart

Female: Prefers Her/hers/she pronouns Please let me know if you would like anything tagged (Such as food/pda/etc) I am more than willing to do so!

[felixves-deactivated20151116]

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

[lesbianmaia-deactivated20170215]

thesexualpistols

[nonbinary-support]

hey, this is a great idea for those of us who can’t be out around family! -Mod Virgil

[social-contagion]

Welp! I know what I’m doing tomorrow!

[fuji-domo]

Amethyst: “YEAH it was!”

Origianally from this ^

[thatsthat24]

YESSSSOMG 🙌🙌🙌

[mindblowingscience]

Bill Nye wants young people to vote. Don’t let him down. 

Do it for the environment, do it for the Science guy; do it for Science.

The chart above is what the US electoral map would look like if only millennials voted.

[funnyordie]

HOLY SH*T (You’ve Got To Vote)

Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) joins forces with Moby and Elizabeth Banks along with a choir of your favorite stars who have resorted to song because HOLY SH*T, You’ve Got To Vote!

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF: “What if all everybody needed in the world was to be sure of one friend? What if you were the one, and you refused to say those simple words?” –Richard Russo (Empire Falls)

[democratsinthesouth]

SCAM: You cannot vote by text

Republicans have a new scam going.  They have created memes, messages, etc. encouraging Hillary Clinton supporters to vote early by text.  Avoid long lines it says..well this is a SCAM.  You cannot vote by text.  Republicans are just trying to disenfranchise voters.  And oh look, they are targeting African American voters.  Republicans never stop trying to prevent black people from voting.

[oliveria-fan]

Please don’t vote by text

[incorrect-hamilton-quotes]

DO NOT VOTE BY TEXT

ITS TOO LATE FOR ABSENTEE!! YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND VOTE

[showinbulge-blog]

[blasphemous-lies-and-deceit]

REMINDER TO ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE:

Do Not Take A Picture of Your Ballot

It is illegal. Your vote will be thrown out and not counted.

DO NOT post it on Facebook, or Twitter, or Snapchat or Instagram or Tumblr or ANYTHING. Don’t share it with your friends. The likes and notes are not worth it. Just keep your phones in your damn pockets the entire time you’re voting.Take a cute selfie with the “I Voted” sticker afterwards instead.

Please don’t let me read headlines going something like “Millennials fucked up the election by posting pictures of their ballots” because it will be fucking insufferable. And also Trump will probably win and we’ll all be fucked.

[pokemonprofessor]

Also, DO NOT WEAR ANY SHIRTS, HATS, PINS, BAGS, ETC. THAT SHOWCASE A CERTAIN CANDIDATE OR POLITICIAN WHEN YOU GO TO VOTE!

It’s called passive electioneering, and some states will bar you from entering a voting place if you are wearing anything pro-or-anti-a certain candidate. Show your support that day by voting instead of wearing your candidate proudly on clothes.

[bri-ecrit]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

DO NOT TAKE/POST PICTURES OF YOUR BALLOT.

DON’T DO IT.

[cosmicovegalaxy]

Okay, so

If an unknown user submits a YouTube video to you (so far it looks like it’s called “Like a Lady” by Crosa Rosa) you proooooobably shouldn’t click on it I guess it’s a new virus going around, I’m starting to see stuff about it from friends and followers

[pyyrree-deactivated20161112]

when u do all the work and ur friend gets all the credit

when someone tries to revive u but u get really fucked up in progress

[rhy-maresh-deactivated20180628]

How to tell if a video is a screamer

halloween is fast approaching, and sending screamers has become an increasingly popular trend over the past few years. while some people may enjoy them, they can also trigger anxiety attacks in others.

check the section/category of a video. if it’s under “comedy”, “prank”, “horror”, or something similar, close the tab immediately.

comments are also a giveaway. scroll to the comments section before playing a video. if comments are disabled, there’s a likely chance the video is a screamer. close the tab right away. if you see comments like “whoa, that made me jump!”, close the window! and if it’s impossible to disable comments, look for multiple comments deleted by the creator.

check out the video itself, while it’s paused. if it has very low music (this makes the audience want to turn the volume up, so the scream is louder and scarier), or if it has very small text (which makes you want to go into full screen), that’s a good indication that it’s a screamer. exit out and close the tab!

look at the content of the video. if the clip itself deals with the scary or supernatural, like a film about ghosts, you can’t be certain. be careful, and exit the tab if the content seems triggering. pause the video and forward all the way to the end. If everything is good feel free to watch. if a frame with a scary picture comes up, close the tab immediately.

if the video shows a room or picture, and invites you to “find what’s wrong in the picture”, or “find _____”, close the window immediately! 

there’s a new trend going on where videos describing people reacting to screamers are actually screamers themselves. if you suspect this, scroll down and see the comments. if the maker of the video disabled comments to purposely lead viewers to believe the video is genuine, scroll down just enough to see the video time, so you don’t see the video itself. Turn the volume down, just in case it is a screamer, and if the video plays out and there’s no scream, it’s safe to watch.

check the time on the video. if it’s suspiciously short, exit the tab.

look at the related or recommended videos. if any of them fit the above, the video is a screamer.

stay safe this halloween season!

[jgiowrgklvbnjdhopvsklvbkldf-dea]

also there’s another one that you forgot which i usually look for first when it comes to wondering if a video is a screamer or not, and that is checking the likes to dislikes ratio. if the dislikes are an abundant amount, close the tab. this is a fairly common one that i usually remember.

[paintmixing]

reblogging as a way to help you guys find screamer-free videos! we won’t be posting any screamers here this halloween 💜 - mod robot

[badgerfireball]

UPDATE

So Hi all,

well....... I think I’m gunna be leaving Tumblr. I realized how much time I spent on it when I worked at camp over the summer, and how I miss out on so much because of it. So as of today, you pry wont see a lot of me. Maybe once in a while, but not the flow of posts I used to do. If you ever need me just send me a message, I’ll get back to you whenever I get the chance, but yeah... It’s been a pleasure blogging with you-

BadgerFireball <3

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF: “Handshakes are for strangers, pal. We hug around here, buddy.” –Tim Herlihy (Longfellow Deeds: Mr Deeds)

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[nowwithbacon]

@itsju

[omgwtfdondake]

@fenn-wolfe @cel-anrice

[aphobephobe]

dicks out for

loving and accepting all aces

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

With all due respect, I’m not sure this is the best meme for this sentiment.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF: “Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness!” –Herman Melville (Father Mapple: Moby Dick)