Jakurai please return my calls

Oh, to be not but but a hypmic stan Askbox: OPEN

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i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

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What Dice is like when he has a crush on someone

And who could forget dear rat boy?

Jokes aside I think Dice would be a little sweetie, some pretty girl kind enough to give him food would catch his eye, ya boy wouldn’t really have a type. He’d follow her around like a lost puppy, paying her grandiose compliments and running his mouth. He would try to impress her with tall tales, larger than normal bets, and stupid stunts like handstands and picking fights with men three times his size. On the occasion he would have money from a large win he would blow a large amount on buying her something expensive.

It wouldn’t take long for him to ask her out on a date, or come right out and ask her to be his “partner in crime”. He’d probably ask Riou to help him gather some flowers if he was flat broke, as it would help him hedge his bet (ba-dum tisss)

In short, Dice would be very boyish and have a natural rascally charm about him. He’d probably be very cute and have the best intentions in mind, and if his lady love rejected him he’d respect her wishes and let her be.

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based on this LMAO. 

[raiden0vitch]

i’ll just post this here and leave

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What Doppo is like when he has a crush on someone

Sweet, sweet Doppo would be a ball of nerves and an absolute hot mess around anyone he was attracted to. Basically from the first moment he saw them he would become flustered, but try his hardest to hide it.(spoiler alert: he wouldn't do a very good job) 

He would probably fall for someone who works at the coffee shop he frequents. Someone very kind and down to earth, a crush would likely result from them flirting with him first. Doppo would spend a while convincing himself that he was really misinterpreting their advances, hating himself for being so presumptuous.

He would never attempt to flirt or make his feelings known in any way. It would be too nerve wracking for him. 

One day, after crushing on this person for months, Hifumi would tag along to grab coffee with him whilst Doppo is leaving for work. He would beg Hifumi not to come but ya boy wouldn’t listen. Once at the shop Hifumi notices Doppo acting even more anxious and quiet than usual around the cashier and would start to give Doppo a pep talk on flirting with them. Doppo would beg him to stop and quickly try to leave the shop. 

Only after weeks upon weeks of Hifumi trying to lift Doppo’s spirits and giving him advice, and (most importantly) after winning the division battle, would Doppo even attempt to lightly flirt with them. But rest assured any sort of romantic advance on his part would be incredibly subtle and polite.

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What Jyuto is like when he has a crush on someone

He would be intrigued by a beautiful woman, someone rebellious and headstrong. I have a feeling that Jyuto would be attracted to someone that was opposite to him, sort of “low class”, brash, and vulgar.

Initially it would begin as just sex, he’s definitely the sort of person that would make the first move or be the first to escalate flirtation. After the encounter(s) he would find himself thinking of the person more and more, and absolutely hating it.

BIG “what the fuck is happening” energy. It would take him some time to figure out he actually felt something more than just a sexual attraction to another person. And when he does realize it he becomes rude and cold to her in hopes of squashing his feelings, as he sees romance as a form of weakness.

Eventually his feelings would become too intense to ignore and incredibly angry sex would insue, likely after an argument between the two. After that he would, very reluctantly, indulge in affection.

Jyuto would do things like have flowers delivered to her anonymously, buy her something “high class” and expensive, give her massages, and keep a police officer watching her at all times to make sure she’s safe. He would likely be very over protective and prone to extreme aggression (through violence, black mail, revenge) if she was threatened in any way.

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How the boys of Mad Trigger Crew smell

Samatoki: He smells like after shave and cologne that has high notes of spices like cinnamon, saffron, and pepper. And citrus notes like Italian lemon, bergamot and grapefruit. He smells as threatening as he really is. The scent of cigarette smoke lingers on his clothes.

Jyuto: Another designer label cologne kinda bitch, tends to prefer either Tom Ford or Versace. Likes notes like cedarwood, leather, tonka bean, black truffle, and rose. Likes to smell like a boss bitch. Mint is always present to mask the scent of cigarettes, he prides himself in smelling as good as possible.

Riou: dirt and mud and sweat and bug spray and the deer urine he coats himself in to mask his scent. But if I wanted to be nice he smells earthy

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To the anon asking about love live best girls who’s ask I accidentally deleted, I know absolutely nothing about love live, but please take solace knowing that all the boys of buster bros, ramuda, and riou would have a best girl

[charcharmaru]

shinjuku 🏥

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How the boys in Matenrou smell

Jakurai; since he works in a hospital he’s very careful not to wear cologne. He smells sterile like hand sanitizer and bar soap. However on his days off he smells like a rugged goth king, notes of patchouli and sandalwood and vetiver.

Hifume; wears too much cologne he paid too much for, something gaudy and seductive. Something like ‘Jazz Club’ from Replica; Pink Pepper, Rum Absolute, and Tabacco leaf.

Doppo; wears something Hifume bought for him, but hardly ever uses it. He’s a spray the cologne in the air and walk into it kinda bitch. Fresh, aquatic scents like rain, bergamot, moss, and mint. The unmistakeable scent of cheap office coffee is as ever present as the bags under his eyes.

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How the boys in Buster Bros smell

Ichiro; Smells very neutral, if you get close he smells like generic suave body wash and old spice. As a doting single father of two sassy teens he doesn’t have time or energy to care about his scent that much

Jiro; way too much axe body spray and a subtle hint of B.O, on rare occasions he smells like the weed he bought from Dice

Saburo; he doesn’t have a distinct

scent, just body wash and a very light hint notebook paper

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How the boys in Fling Posse smell

Ramuda;high class, designer label cologne. Shockingly masculine and mature. His favored notes would be leather, jasmine sambac, lavender, and cedar. Very picky about his cologne and wears just enough.

Gentaro; would smell very fresh yet subdued. If he was very close you would smell green ivy, rain, roses, and a hint of musk.

Dice; wood chips and piss and the fart he mistakenly trusted last Wednesday, sometimes Jiro lets him borrow his axe body spray.

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[thecrownedcat]

Got inspired by nichelium’s survival division fic.  The part of Dice only having one shirt and goes naked when he washes them got me ksdfjksdjfksd

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he’s literally begging for help

[saphirune]

u ever remember ur old gems?? yeah

[omegaverse]

my balls are hefty and my pulse is slow

my gums are bloody and my ass hangs low

[omegaverse]

Rolly on my dick my meat is froze

Obama left office so I took his hoes