Badly Explained Clone Wars Plots

Welcome to badly explained clone wars plots, where we explain the plots of all your favorite clone wars episodes, but badly! Submissions and asks are open, feel free to send stuff in! Repeats on episodes are allowed, so don't worry about trying to find one that hasn't already been done yet

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#crysobbing

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(Duel of the Droids) - they forgot to wipe R2's search history so an entire rescue mission is necessary

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(Victory and Death) - A lot of death and no real victory

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(Gone with a Trace) - Ahsoka begins an exciting new career as a YA love interest with a mysterious past

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(Bounty) - Star Wars proves it really does have everything by introducing ninjas to the galaxy

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these are my only source of serotonin anymore thanks /gen

I got you bestie <3

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(Orders) - Fives gets killed for trying to spoil Revenge of the Sith.

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(Rookies) - Rex sees a droid try to do an impression of a clone and goes "hm I can do better"

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(Mystery of a Thousand Moons) - Obi-wan and Anakin become mythbusters in the most literal sense of the word

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(Victory and Death) - Ahsoka told Maul to cause chaos and is pissed when he does. 

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(The Zillo Beast Strikes Back) - once again, Palpatine makes a series of decisions that ultimately gives Commander Fox a very bad headache.

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(Death Trap) - Boba plays among us in real life, complete with real imposter sabotage of their ship

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(The Gungan General) - Anakin and Obi Wan avoid poisoning by pirates via getting completely wasted with pirates, and wake up chained to their estranged grandfather. Stone thinks dealing with Jar Jar is way above his paygrade, then remembers he doesn't get paid.

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(The Lawless) - Horny guy makes a skewer out of Obi's kinda sorta maybe definitely-an-ex-though girlfriend. For old times' sake.

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Do you accept Rebels plots? If so:

(A Princess on Lothal) Princess Leia commits insurance fraud

(The Call) Ezra talks to a whale and commits ecoterrorism

I don't do rebels plots unfortunately, just clone wars here. But I know someone asked a long time ago if they could take this concept and create a blog for rebels, I'm not sure what ended up happening there but it might be worth the look!

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here you go! @badly-explained-sw-rebels

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Oh awesome! Y'all should definitely go check that out! :D

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Do you accept Rebels plots? If so:

(A Princess on Lothal) Princess Leia commits insurance fraud

(The Call) Ezra talks to a whale and commits ecoterrorism

I don't do rebels plots unfortunately, just clone wars here. But I know someone asked a long time ago if they could take this concept and create a blog for rebels, I'm not sure what ended up happening there but it might be worth the look!

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Just a reminder that if you're sending in a plot explanation, make sure you do it as a submission and not an ask! If you send it as an ask I have to copy and paste it to make the post and you also don't get the credit for submitting it