am i still on namek

hi im goku. im here to make friends and have a good time.

[badlydrawngoku]

you look stronger than most of the other humans here. you will dance with me.

uh. thank you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFy2lWc3lo

[badlydrawngoku]

uh, i heard you were my blind date for the ball,, wanna dance? -poorlydrawnkosaku

of course, date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck

[badlydrawngoku]

*kisses*

but mr. fieri... i’m a married man, what will chichi think?

[badlydrawngoku]

i like your hair, what kind of hair gel do you use? (???????????????????????)

i use this brand mainly because bulma gives me the reject bottles for free, but it does work pretty well. i can lend you a few bottles if you want.

[badlydrawngoku]

i hope i’m not overdressed for the ball

[badlydrawnmelone]

((done last night :w))

[badlydrawnoldmancaesar]

hey, don't be mean to furries. they're people too, even if they are strange, animal-like people - badlydrawngoku

[badlydrawngoku]

have you tried going goth?

that period din’t go very well for me, though. maybe i could pull off goth better…

[badlydrawnff-fossilized]

miss fighters, please calm down. please don't hurt anyone here. just take a deep breath, drink some hot cocoa, and go to sleep for the night. nobody needs to get hurt today. -badlydrawngoku

YOU FOOL YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY FINAL FORM

NOW IM ON FIRE

[badlydrawngoku]

i brought a mug of hot cocoa for you, if you wanted to drink some, but since you’re on fire now is it alright if i pour it on you to douse the flames? i have more cocoa mix at my house, so i could make you some more later

[doitsunokagakuwasekaichi]

vhat the hell vith the furries

[badlydrawngoku]

GOKU PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS

i’ll do my best.

ahem

please do not cause chaos and madness.

when there is chaos and madness people often get hurt, physically and emotionally

when you are hurt it is bad, especially when you get hurt on holidays such as today

when you get hurt on holidays such as today it is harder to celebrate and eat good food because you are in pain and it is hard to move

so please do not cause chaos and madness today, thank you

or else i’ll go super saiyan on all of your asses, thank you

[badlydrawngoku]

THINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HELP US

i can punch them or kamehameha them if thats what you want me to do. if what you want is emotional help and support i can provide that as well

[badlydrawngoku]

you kids have your fun. call me if things get out of control

[badlydrawngoku]

bdstroheim: HEY GOKU remember vhen you und jojo vere in jump together?

[emilleaah]

Christmas Mistletoe.

Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

this was an absolute fucking disaster last year let’s do this

[dustyandcluttereddesk]

I’ll do you all one better: you can leave me a kiss, slap, punch, handshake, or a fist bump. That way, if you have any beef with me, you can get it off your chest. 

[badlydrawngoku]

Handyman, watch out for the other handyman. And by that I mean the man who takes hands. Handyman. -badlydrawnreimisugimoto

that’s not very kind of him. maybe we could ask him and convince him to give them back? i bet the people he took those hands from really need their hands, so i hope they aren’t having any trouble right now...

[chunkecheeks]

…Not a very lively bunch

[badlydrawngoku]

i died a few times before. does that count? i’d like to be in a squad with you, you seem like a nice person.