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[ip2lb]

[wizard-email]

slay

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[nekkowe]

[modogoblin]

[kushblazer666]

[shencomix]

[oneheadtoanother]

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[anxeious]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[selenaigomez]

Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便 1989 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki.

[ganondorf]

msg stands for mmmmmmm so good

[dat-soldier]

metal sear golid

[ip2lb]

[wizard-email]

slay

[marinella-ela]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

now this is a fitness influencer I can believe in

[depsidase]

[tidesandtwilight]

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays