there's a fool in all of us

Slytherin ll Seventeen ll Muggleborn The name's Buster, but you probably knew that already. Let's get two things straight, keep my name and the word mudblood out of the same sentence and we won't have any problems.

[racing-rowan-tassel]

Or don’t. *shrugs* Whatever.

[badnewsbuster]

Honestly, that does sound like the better idea. If it wasn't crucial to getting passing marks to get out of this joint, I probably would just hide out down here all day.

[miss-aurora]

Free food, free alcohol, and a free trip to France. It’s going to be a marvelous time.

[badnewsbuster]

France you say? I haven't been to France in ages. It sounds like it, I can't wait.

[the-king-louie-deactivated20140]

All the uptight people, generally speaking.

[badnewsbuster]

The more we speak of it, the more appealing staying in our common room is sounding

[oh-captain-my-captain-and-rum]

Leave the dungeons? Boy, between the bed and the shower, we’re not going to ever leave our dorm again.

[badnewsbuster]

I'm quite looking forward to this, Ros. When you're ready come and get it. 

[oh-captain-my-captain-and-rum]

Oh please, as if you and I will be getting any sleep tonight, bud.

[badnewsbuster]

I'm not planning on getting a single second. You're going to make it so I never want to leave the dungeon again, aren't ya, mate?

[dontmesswithpeg]

And what has you in such a pissy mood? If I remember correctly your friend is the one who got freedom, not even a single scratch on that stone cold heart of his. You have absolutely no reason to hate me, or act like a royal little shit. 

[badnewsbuster]

You think this is a pissy mood? Oh Peg, you haven't seen a pissy mood yet. I'm happier than a clam right now. And me? A smug little shit? Well I never.

[oh-captain-my-captain-and-rum]

The whole bloody castle knows I’m just waiting for a chance to jump your bones, Buster. That’s the real reason Peg and I broke up and all, it was all about you. 

[badnewsbuster]

See, I've just been dying to hear you admit it, Roscoe. It's always about me. I think I'll be able to sleep a whole hell of a lot easier tonight knowing the assumptions were correct. Then again...

[dontmesswithpeg]

For the first time since you’ve known me it wasn’t Thing One. -smirks- Are you going to be mean to me now, Buster? Just because your little boytoy broke up with me? I thought we had something special.

[badnewsbuster]

I'm sorry, forgot all terms of endearment still apply here. Also forgot you have those pesky little things called emotions. I'm not going to walk on eggshells around you, Peg, never have, never will.

[the-king-louie-deactivated20140]

Who wouldn’t? Besides those bookworms.

[badnewsbuster]

Maybe the stray few outdoorsy types. Or the quiddich team. That's really all I could think of.

[oh-captain-my-captain-and-rum]

Take one for the team? Quit sweet talking me, mate.

[badnewsbuster]

Can't help it, natural charmer and all. Don't lie, you'd rather me sweet talking you than anyone else.

[oh-captain-my-captain-and-rum]

No, you should keep your ugly mug hidden. I mean Merlin, man, at least wear a paper bag if you’re going to torture us with your presence.

[badnewsbuster]

Oh you act like you're much better to look at, mate. I'll take one for the team once you take your own advice.

[the-king-louie-deactivated20140]

Well, yeah, for classes if you are into that and food.

[badnewsbuster]

The food yes, classes not so much. I'd rather stay down in my dorm for most of the day. 

[dontmesswithpeg]

Oh so Thing 2 has decided to join the castle finally.

[badnewsbuster]

Shocking revelation isn't it? Although I am curious to know what rock you crawled out from under this morning.

[miss-aurora]

And on Saturday because you better be in attendance at my wedding.

[badnewsbuster]

A wedding you say? Sounds like it'll be nothing short of a good time. I'll make sure to pencil that in, wouldn't want to miss it.

[badnewsbuster]

I suppose I should venture out of the dungeon at some point today...