ᴸᴼᶜᴬᴸ / ᴰᵁᴹᴮᴬˢˢᴱˢ !

i am singing now while rome burns. WE ARE ALL JUST TRYING TO BE HOLY. dependent mumu for sidekickhq !

[badrcputaticn]

“I don’t know how to tell you that transforming into a lion and chasing kids so they learn shapeshifting in high-pressure situations is a bad idea for multiple reasons.” Raynor raised an eyebrow. “The last thing I want is for kids in my office needing to talk about their slightly unhinged professor transforming into big cats in class like a Professor McGonagall on steroids.”

“ a little adrenaline would do them well, i think. at the very least, SOME OF THOSE WALLS THAT CLOSE IN ON THEMSELVES. or the threat of sudden death. “ loki shrugged. children these days had no sense of drama. a thespian at heart, she wanted nothing more to teach, but to teach with drama. “ slightly unhinged ? fully unhinged. i think paragon is doing me well. MY SKIN LOOKS FANTASTIC. “

[badrcputaticn]

as the other spoke in the teachers lounge, bucky stared at them with a combination of confusion and amusement. “think about it like this. if something goes wrong, you have to do a gigantic stack of paperwork. sometimes it’s just not worth the dtress of trying to push the limits.” he shrugged, taking a sip of his black coffee. “i can teach those kids all about guns, but i’m not gonna actually load it.”

loki tapped her long nails lightly on the counter, iced coffee sitting beside her untouched. “ bucky, dear, i think you mean i’d have to pay someone to do a gigantic stack of paperwork. ME ? WRITE ? with a pen ? it’s simply... plebian. “ she shuddered at the thought. “ i wouldn’t trust a child with a harry potter wand, let alone a loaded gun. “

[badrcputaticn]

usually addy is simply to busy to happen across trouble, or in this case someone who might need her help, but right in that moment she’s clutching a fresh cup of coffee (that day’s third) and making her way back to her squad car when she happened to witness the trash can’s near assault. “woah there,” she spoke as she approached the other. “everything okay kid?”

skylar glanced up, one hand still wrapped around a yellow converse as she bounced on one foot. her hair was falling in her face and her face was flushed. IN ESSENCE, SKYLAR LOOKED A MESS. “ i think you can tell by looking at me that i’m doing really freaking well, actually, “ skylar said, tone starting angry but slowly tampering out. she sighed. “ i’m fine. “

[badrcputaticn]

“i suppose…- it’d be kind of stupid to ask how you are.” they can’t even force the ghost of a smile unto their features, as they gaze across at skylar. their gaze is warm but markedly concerned, and the frown that’s worked its way into place instead is… not exactly pitying, but not exactly not, either. morgan could only really IMAGINE what it was like to lose a sibling. they were very much flying by the seat of their pants. “you can keep kicking it, if you want. i won’t… rat you out, or anything.” 

“ you’re too smart for that, huh ? “ doesn’t know why her tone turns bitter, but it still seeps into her voice. MAYBE SKYLAR IS ENVIOUS OF MORGAN. they both started out in the same place, in one way or another. children of powerful women and intelligent men. would they be much different, if skylar hadn’t had one fateful day ? she knows, though, morgan is only trying to be nice. skylar is just being overly sensitive, making something out of nothing. “ yeah, you’d better not. snitches get stitches, babe, “ skylar tells them with a half-hearted bark of laughter. “ maybe you should. ASSAULT AND BATTERY OF A TRASH CAN. “

[badrcputaticn]

“sugar, while a great number of the faculty ARE - no surprise - small minded fools, there are the tiniest few who are not,” course, emma wasn’t aware of any other than herself ; but that didn’t need to COME up, right now. crossing her legs one over the other and sitting back in her chair, the white queen gave the other a trademark smirk, “tell me. what are these hive minded dullards rejecting now?”

“ i’m sure that it’s statistically impossible for at least one to not have at the very least, a brain, but i’ll only believe it when i see it. “ though she did not say it, loki did trust emma’s opinion. she greatly admired her. when loki thought ‘ POWERFUL WOMAN, ‘ she saw emma frost’s face. “ merely suggested that the final exam for our combat course should be a fight to the death. it’s simply common sense. “

[badrcputaticn]

“you sure did!” benjamin responded, perhaps a bit too enthusiastically, especially once you considered that he had sensed her coming and purposefully slowed down. but that really didn’t matter. a wide, lopsided grin quickly spread across his face as he tilted his head to look at his best friend. “y-yes,” he responded, slowly, eyebrows furrowing together as he waited for the other shoe to drop. it was true, arachne went above and beyond when it came to keeping him alive. she deserved the world and some. so the least he could do was buy milkshakes, even though it was absolutely freezing out! “milkshakes, in this weather? you’re crazy moon,” he laughed with a shake of his head, “of course we’ll have to get some fries to go with our shakes,” he laughed, as he resumed walking.

“ twas the point, “ she told him with a scrunch of her nose. SHE WAS BORED, as usual. archie was well aware of the fact that she was her mother’s daughter, and with that came with an unusual but frankly unapplied intelligence. her eidetic memory was envied, but archie has never really strived in school. archie preferred using her hands like her dad. in essence, school was boring and pointless to her, which johnny found funny until cindy and sue ripped him a new one for giving archie the wrong idea. “ a girl wants what a girl wants, and this girl wants a chocolate milkshake. “ and might as well bring her best friend along for the ride, right ? “ well, i’m amendable to that idea. “

[thevalorous]

a loud sigh escaped from the brunettes lips as the last traces of conditioner left his hair, the semi warm water beating down on his face as he reached for a towel. coming up empty, william resisted the urge to swear as he reluctantly turned the water off, before pulling the curtain back just enough to stick his head out. “hey babe,” he called, loud enough that percy should be able to hear, but not loud enough to disturb the neighbors. “can you bring me a towel?” @badrcputaticn​

[badrcputaticn]

percy quickly opened the closet and grabbed one out before tossing it to well. “ we’re going grocery shopping, “ he told him before exiting back out of the bathroom and back into the living room, shoving one of his vans on and then another. “ there’s jack shit in the fridge. LIKE A BROWN BANANA ― why the fuck is there bananas in the fridge anyway ? ― and a1 sauce. “

[thevalorous]

“i brought ice cream and these like weird cookie dough bites,” daniel announced as he moved through the door, a reusable shopping bag clutched in his hand. it wasn’t much, in fact, it was a rather poor attempt at being there for his friend. but between everything going on in his life it was all he could muster. besides, the important thing was being there for skylar. “i thought we could watch a movie or maybe throw some darts,” he offered, gently biting down on his lip as he lifted his gaze to look at skylar. @badrcputaticn​

[badrcputaticn]

“ you had me at ice cream, danny, “ she told him, laying horizontally across the couch, converse swinging in the air as she flipped through tiktoks on her phone. SHE NEEDED A DISTRACTION, and danny was there just in time to be one. “ a movie, “ sky exclaimed. “ if i didn’t know any better, i would think you’re trying to make a move on me. “ i don’t know. i’d suggest, like, beer pong or something, but we both know i’d smoke your pale ass. “

[badrcputaticn]

“sucks,” a frown, which again does not quite FIT the context. nikki doesn’t think that roman will mind, however, when in so many ways they are LIKE MINDED individuals. two very different lives had somehow, some way, spat out two very similar people ; and though she knows that at their core their motivations are not one and the same, she understands him. “they’re, like…- personal parties where you’re the only ONE having any fun. if you schedule your breakdown well enough, you can get one intervention and one birthday a year, hopefully six months apart.” she’d had her fair share, serious and in passing. her takeaway from them was clearly not ideal. “maybe you’re not going balls to the wall enough.” 

“ on a scale of scooby doo misfortune. i’d rate it a ‘ JINKIES. ‘ “ it was how he rated most aspects of life. he wants a bracelet that says wwsd ( what would shaggy do ? ). roman liked having nikki around. she just... got it. he loved a great many people in his life, from margot to destiny, but sometimes they’d give him this look that was like ‘ what the fuck is wrong with you, roman ? ‘ nikki didn’t have the capacity for it. “ i think it’s the closest that real life can give you to an mtv roast, and i really appreciate that. i’ve often said that i would PAY SOMEONE TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND HECKLE ME. it’s my kink in life. “ a condensed picking apart of his character ? what wasn't there to love. “ i’m trying to go as bad as i can without, like, giving my mom a minor heart attack. “

[badrcputaticn]

“I think as a law student, I’m required to tell you when something’s illegal or they won’t give me my degree at the end of all the bullshit.” Sidney said. She laughed. “I mean, who wouldn’t be afraid of your power? It’s honestly an honor.”

“ i would appreciate it. i sometimes find myself rusty on what is and isn’t allowed in such a country. legality. morality. IT’S ALL THE SAME TO ME. “ loki said lightly. “ oh, you’re such a darling. you’re going to make an old witch blush. “

[badrcputaticn]

Sidney raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure that’s a good thing?” It certainly didn’t sound like one. “I’m not one to judge but it seems like your psych prof is trying to tell you to go see one of those colleagues.”

“ i’m positive it’s a good thing, “ roman said, awfully seriously. “ i put it in my Instagram bio. it doesn’t matter either way, because i still got an a on the essay. IT’S A WIN-WIN. “

[badrcputaticn]

“ oh, cool, “ she takes a sip from her chai tea, eyebrows raised. “ welcome to the club ! “

 “ do i get, like, a brochure ? maybe a cool jacket ? “

[badrcputaticn]

“ if it’s technically illegal i don’t think the school board would allow it, they don’t really like FUN or imagination, “ in zoe’s experience at least. like the times he’d practice his magic / powers outside of the classroom and chaos would occur and then he’d get into heaps of trouble. “ what good ideas are they dismissing this time? “

“ i’m not allowed to test brewing on students but we’re all going to pretend vigilantes are heroes and not blatantly illegal ? I HAVE TO LAUGH. “ loki flipped her hair over her shoulder, green eyes rolling lightly. “ i merely suggested that instead of breaking up a fight between students, they should have just seen where it went, and apparently, that’s inappropriate and vaguely frightening. “ 

[frodo-sam]

#my last two brain cells

[softgrlfriend]

POETRY FOR LOVERS, pt 2

[angelicprzncess]

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

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