the artist formerly known as captainsclevergirl

spag, she/her, autistic, queer. 🍝 deep in the operation mincemeat trenches 💼

[maybehavealittlefun]

Alex Young in Operation Mincemeat, 2025-2026

📸 @nicoletheatre_

[for-the-love-of-the-arts]

“Free range British turkey, smell the magic ✨” - Natasha Hodgson, 2020

[trans-ewenmontagu]

“But we don’t have time, look, sparkling wine” is everything to me

[stickthisbig]

I will be using the term "emotional gravy" and you cannot stop me

[anyboli]

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

[anyboli]

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

[al-charlesposting]

Hey. Hey @elekanahmennahmen hey look

ouuu we all say in unison

[troutmemo]

roshani abbey at the whatsonstage awards, 8th march 2026 (x)

[maybehavealittlefun]

RIP Charles Cholmondeley you would have loved the Hard Launch Podcast with Dan and Phil

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

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[troutmemo]

"the nation's in need of a marvellous man", from making a man / "the people will cheer for the marvellous men", from did we do it

(@callmelasagna's master)

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[maybehavealittlefun]

Absolutely wild real-life Ewen Montagu lore from tash on the podcast tonight btw:

Montagu took home the top secret files IN HIS BIKE BASKET. fully right there, open to the entire street as he tootled off home on his lil bicycle. and when the authorities were like but what if someone takes them out of your basket?? and he went "ITS OK I HAVE A GUN"

[maybehavealittlefun]

Delighted to be able to back this up now

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[lesmiserabelles]

time for some jessi + claire montyjeans

master: @theriddletrades

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[haseldenssangria]

current uk heatwave mood tbh

(londontheatredirect you’re welcome for the free lesbian marketing)

[troutmemo]

she's an interesting critter (inspired by the VHB one)

[maybehavealittlefun]

the flower show hair story has got me begging Dan Howell PLEASE let me do a curly hair routine on you

[partywithponies]

Summer enjoyers be like: oooh YES daddy sun I LOVE being damp and sticky and dehydrated 😍 burn me daddy!!