...even hell is holy!!

independent original character multimuse. penned by your local dogdad, naomi.

[sprouseharts]

How well does my boyfriend know RIVERDALE? Part 2.

[badreligicns]

ray; flowerbcys. )

@hxziers. * / theo

      though used to being flanked by body guards, ray still felt a ways about not entering a room first. stepping into the pristine reception area, his guards fanned out as he strolled to the glorified secretary seated there. “do me a favor sweetheart, go get your boss for me.” it wasn’t until he barked out the order did he realize that it wasn’t the typical coked out receptionist he was used to, but a stunning man with the longest eyelashes and the pinkest lips he had ever seen. “hold up, you new?”

working at as a reception for an art dealer was the easiest gig he had picked up in ages. the paranoid man scheduled all his own appointments and balanced his own books so all theo really had to do was sit at the table in the lobby of the gallery and either lead them to the conference room or sign for packages. the earpiece was mostly to look busy, though he tended to play music through it to help pass the time as he played around on the computer. the only real drawback was that since he was “representing” his boss he had to dress up for every shift which was a pain and a half. glancing through his horned rimmed glasses as the door open, his curiosity spiked as not one but seven men entered the lobby. though he hardly had guests, theo was all ready with a polite smile until one of them underdressed males called him fucking sweetheart. his lips curled into a snarl but he bit it back with a tightlipped smile. standing up from his desk, the other’s inquiry was nothing more than an inconvenience. “good of you to notice, sweetheart. i’ll be right back.” putting his computer to sleep, he stood up from his desk to warn his boss of trouble. 

[dailyau]

“You kissed me on the playground the day before you moved away in the 4th grade and now your dorm is right across the hall from mine” AU

[inevitcble]

- - - horror movie inspired plots.

001. the blair witch project

muse a, muse b, and muse c (most likely a npc) are film students and for their final project they decide to do a documentary on the black hills forest in maryland. the two interview locals around town before planning to spend a weekend camping in the forest to get some good shots. muse a and muse b wake up the first morning in the tent to find muse c missing. and on their search for muse c they come across some unlikely supernatural occurrences. (obv can be mild things or very extreme)

002. the conjuring

muse a and muse b have been paranormal investigators for years, they spend their time speaking about the supernatural world & performing house calls. the two come face to face with a heinous haunting and it has now become their job to expel the spirits from that house. and just when they think they’re finished, they realized the spirit has followed them home.

003. the purge

muse a and muse b are on their way home so they can lock themselves inside before the commencement of the purge night. when their car breaks down they are forced to walk the rest of the way home, but the purge begins before they make it and the two now must spend the next 12 hours fighting for their lives.

alternate scenario: muse a and muse b are active participants in the purge night every year. the two are forced to conceal their true emotions and urges the other 364 days, only having one night to be their true selves.

004. it follows

after muse a has a one night stand with the person they’ve been seeing, they are explained the situation they are now in. no one is sure what it is or how to stop it but it is coming for muse a. it can take the form of anyone & no one else can see it but muse a. if it reaches muse a it will kill them and the only way to get rid of it is to sleep with someone else, transferring it on to them. muse b is a friend of muse a and thinks they’re crazy, but seeing how much muse a is affected, they offer to sleep with them. muse a finally agrees, and the next morning muse b finds out that muse a wasn’t crazy at all. and now the two must find out how to get rid of it for good.

005. the crazies

one by one people in muse a and muse b’s town seem to be going a bit crazy. homicidal even. just as the police department starts to piece things together the government sweeps in, taking everyone into a quarantined area, separating people they believe to be sick & people who seem to be fine. after a breach in the governments quarantine muse a and muse b escape, and are now running from the military as well as a town full of homicidal residents.

006. the descent

muse a and muse b are avid cave divers. they travel all around the world exploring and getting their adrenaline fix. muse a proposes to muse b that the two explore a new undiscovered cave that no one has been down in. muse b agrees even though they know it’s dangerous. and after a while of being underground the two find out they are not alone.

[shearchived]

★*.✧ some random plot ideas for adult things ★*.✧

       'okay we used to be best friends and we promised we were gonna get married when we got older but we drifted apart after high school and now i got an invitation to your wedding and wait that’s not how it was supposed to go’ au

      ‘we promised we were going to write a tv show one day but we never did it because we grew apart but wait – didn’t i just hear these kids on the bus talking about a tv show that sounds a lot like our idea? wait, you are the one writing it? you do realize that story was half mine, right? i wANT MY MONEY’ au

       ‘you and i used to date but we broke up and it was really ugly and we stopped talking and now we bumped into each other after ten years and wow that kid sure does look a lot like – wait, how old is your kid? ten? oh. OH’ au

       ‘you are my new boss and fuck i feel like i know you from somewhere. wait, did you just say you are from said city? oh shit, you are the person i used to stalk when i was in high school. fuck please tell me you don’t remember me. oh damn you just used my high school nickname – i am fucked, aren’t i?’ au

       ‘we bumped into each other on the supermarket after several years and we were both dressed fancy so we assumed we were both wealthy so we agreed to go on a date but i am not rich, i actually work as a living mannequin on a store and i was on my break but i don’t want you to think that i am a loser so shit how do i pretend to be wealthy when i don’t even have money to – wait, you are not wealthy either?’ au 

        or the same au above except ‘wait, you are actually a multimillionaire and you are terrified about people using you for your money so you are happy to have met someone who gets it? shit now i can’t tell you the truth’ au

      and just – yOUNG ADULTS / ADULTS THINGS.

[rcverie]

plot based on carolina ?? muse a is a musician of sorts and they write a song about muse b, someone they once had some level of a romantic interest in ( whether it’s love or a one night stand ) and perhaps muse a could’ve been more discrete… since muse b’s name is in the song. and the thing is, muse a and muse b haven’t really talked for a while and upon hearing their name in the song, muse b is forced to reunite with muse a. are they mad ? touched ? 

[arnbrosiaarchive]

give me the hollywood ‘it’ couple who’s sex tape was just leaked … she’s a wholesome disney / nickelodeon alumni trying to make a break into grown up media and he’s an oscar / grammy winner known for edgy work.

please give me a plot based off of drive by halsey where our muses are probably really good friends and like one or both of them have insomnia or just can’t sleep so they drive around at night and they always get super deep and vulnerable and maybe make out sometimes and just sit in silence and they’re kinda scared to make a move because they’re such good friends but it’s cute and maybe angsty idk

[skeeteriisms]

a plot where two twenty-something year old's who have recently moved to new york to fulfil some sort of goal or ambition become room mates where muse a is an arrogant but charming asshole who lives for the moment and muse b is a reserved, independent bookworm with a whole load of angst and bickering and hot unexpected sex and fEELINGS 

[jackierps]

i would actually pay someone to do this 1x1 plot with me where there’s a rich girl who goes to a prestige university in paris and lives in this little apartment on her own because she doesn’t want to follow her parents’ lifestyle and wants to be a writer and wears cute jackets and big scarves and brogues and while on her to catch her train to uni, she always passes this guy who just sits with his back leaning against a gate and plays his guitar and appears to have no home and he’s just so like carefree and in love with music and one morning, he plays her favourite song maybe something by keaton henson or bon iver and she’s so busy and nearly late for her train but she stops and waits for the song to end and when it is, she just stands there for a little while, amazed and he just looks at her and smiles a lil and looks around and then finally goes “you’ve been standing here for two minutes and fourty seconds” and she just shakes her head and goes “i-… i’m sorry it’s just, my favourite song you— you played my favorite song and” and then she looks a little at her watch and goes “and missed my train anyway… i’m sorry i don’t know why i’m telling you this but um, yeah thanks for plaything that song. made my day” and then she walks away and goes home and she cant stop thinking about him for some reason and the next day, he’s there again so she smiles while passing by and he smiles bacK AND THEN SHE STOPS AND WALKS UP TO HIM AND GOES “my classes end at around four today… i was thinking maybe, you wanna grab a coffee and some crepes around the corner” and hE CHUCKELS BECAUSE SHE’S THE FIRST PERSON WHO DIDN’T LOOK AT HIM AS A HOMELESS OUTSIDER, AS SOMEONE NOT WORTHY TO BE TAKEN WITH EASE AND THEN IT’S CUTE BC SHE PROPOSES HIM TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SUPPOSED TO GET REALLY CHILLY BUT THEN ALSO LIKE GETS V ANGSTY AS WELL BECAUSE MAYBE HE COULD BE MENTALLY UNSTABLE SO SHE’S LIKE HIS ANCHOR AND HE GETS ANGRY EASILY BUT SHE HAS THE CAPABILITY OF KEEPING HIM SANE I’M OVERTHINKING THIS BUT I LITERALLY HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS LIKE I DON’T CARE IF WE GIF CHAT THIS OR IF YOU DON’T LIKE LONG PARAS AND JUST WANT GRADUAL DEVELOPMENT OR IF YOU DO AND WANT TO DO LONG ONES I DON’T CARe i will do it i just need this in my life hello 

[vibrantdawn]

I want a road trip au where muse a is a taxi driver with big dreams of becoming a writer but doesn’t have the money for college. Then there’s muse b, a lead guitarist from a famous boy band, who hops into the backseat of the taxi and after a short conversation, he requests a short journey of a week or two across the country with the purpose to feel like a normal person because the fame and rumors are getting too much for him. Muse a will hesitate at first, but as soon as muse b offers enough money for her to go to college, the trip begins.

[tickatocka]

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

[faroutxarchive]

i really want a plot where muse a and muse b both go to a private school and muse a is really studious and innocent like never been kissed type thing and muse b got kicked out of their old school for for sleeping with a teacher and one day muse b sees muse a in the hall and is like ‘i’m gonna make it my mission to corrupt them’ and yeah 

[frccspirit-deactivated20150626]

AU IDEA; ROBBERS

based on the song robbers by the 1975, muse a and muse b are criminals on the run. muse b met muse a at a club in the heart of new york city. captivated by her dazzling eyes, and damn good looks, he took her under his wing. you see, muse b, was credited for his dark features and multiple, unlawful crimes. he’s said to be in a gang before, but who knows really. then there’s muse a, a well known prostitute, who stole money and jewelry from her suitors. now, they’re like bonnie and clyde, unstoppable and on the run, that’s how it’s done. she’s his and he’s hers, no doubt about it.

[iinblooms-deactivated20150616]

I really want a plot where our muses work at a record store and spend hours listening to good music and smoke weed in the back and fuck against the walls when the boss is out for lunch and they hardly ever go to school and when they do it’s just to sneak off under the stairs to touch each other and please ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁

[bcbysdoll-blog1-deactivated2019]

*whispers* single dad ( hell maybe not so single dad ) & nanny plot. where she’s got the biggest infatuation with him and he’s trying his best to ignore how good she looks in her short skirts and dresses. her “accidentally” bumping into him in nothing but a towel. late nights completely tired after getting the baby to bed and falling asleep on the couch together. her finally showing up in his bedroom in nothing but lingerie ;)

[zombiewritesx]

Gimmie a plot where two people are placed into witness protection at the same time and end up having to pretend to be a cute married couple living in the suburbs. Give me a hardened criminal who sold out his boss for his freedom having to pretend to be a nice guy working at some cheesy nine to five job. Give me a pure, kind hearted girl who walked in on a murder and testified because it was the right thing and now has to deal with what she’d been through. Give me them trying to play house with annoying neighbors and forgetting their new fake names. It will be so cute and funny and I just want it ok