Excuse me while I awkward

WA/CA Recent college grd SF Giants, corgis, dad jokes

[bae-sball]

[frontpagewoman]

[glowysweetfab]

LOL love it!!!

[ashncole]

😂😂😂😂

[dayjavoo1]

Yes

[dynastylnoire]

GIVE THE BABY INTERNET

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[dynastylnoire]

we’ve all been the student

[bballinspiration]

If the NBA Finals were a romantic comedy. 😂

[im-a-deceptikhan]

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO DID THIS

[sxrfx]

I hate y'all

[hypnotic-flow]

incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[sseureki]

i don’t want to. you’re not that nice to me and you’re weird.

[kisslaughanddream]

I understand this more than I can express…

[daily-bad-jokes]

What’s the difference between a good joke and

a bad joke timing

[coriandercoriander]

the new astrology is the french revolutionary calendar 

reblog w whatever agricultural thing corresponds to your birthday

[teal-deer]

I got lichen and I was initially gonna be salty about it but then I remembered that lichen can survive some of the most hazardous conditions on earth, might be able to live on planets like Mars (and thus may end up being the front line in any terraforming projects we want to pursue), lives practically for-fucking-ever, and can be beautiful and colorful

so you know what hell yeah lichen

[pandavalkyrie]

…pigeon

[bae-sball]

Um excuse me where is September 17-21....

[handsomedogs]

This is Eleanor, she is a long-haired dachshund, and she is a bundle of energy and joy. We are so beyond lucky to have her.

[wtfehcnod-deactivated20211223]

[blackbirdandthefox]

Chemical warfare is being reported out of Standing Rock.

[nativeskins]

Boost this! They’re trying to poison our people.. & not just with oil.

[gothicprep]

some #thoughts on this image

the annoying one = taurus, gemini, cancer, libra, sagittarius, pisces

the mean one = aries, leo, virgo, scorpio, aquarius, capricorn

[gfbaseball]

[bae-sball]

Forever the girl guys want to befriend, never the girl guys want to get with

[yoursummerdreamz]

[donnajosh]

Lin-Manuel + West Wing references at the Tonys

“This is where watching every episode of The West Wing helps you be a better writer.” – LMM

[tastefullyoffensive]

Lending a helping paw.

[bloomingforself]

big thigh problems

when your thighs eat your shorts

[firstoffletmesayi]

When ya jeans start pilling and ripping on the inner sides

[crimsonbaby-deactivated20190221]

When you get inner thigh burns from them constantly rubbing against each other

[starrrstuff]

When they get stuck together and you gotta try and inconspicuously pull em apart to scratch your leg