not bear

[funnypicturesposts]

[momo-de-avis]

this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me

[afeelgoodblog]

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[paprika]

[recommend]

construction worker dad turns into an instagram influencer to prove a point to his daughter

[the-memedaddy]

[4gifs]

[antearograde]

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[stopgivingthemthings-deactivate]

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

[opossummypossum]

[ewaneneollav]

[galpalactic]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[snlgifs]

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear