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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT
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@baeked-potatoes
doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT
Don’t you go hiding this in the tags:
[Image reads: #fuck the major arcana nothing crushes your soul like 5 of cups okay? nothing #5 of cups isn't just 'outlook bad.' #it's 'outlook bad and it's your own fault and you're probably whining about it too you lil bitch' #seriously even inverted the most charitable interpretation is like 'girl have you considered fixing your personality?' #that reader is smothering giggles cuz this is the absolute funniest fucking card for the situation and she knows it #<<prev tags i'm wailing #tarot version of L + Ratio + You Fell Off + Don't Care + Didn't ask #laugh.wav #i hope that this lady wasnt fucking exterminatus'd off of this plane of reality
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Is this real? Should I believe that fox news hired a tarot reader? ???
It is in fact real.
The part of this that I find the funniest is that she didn't call it "Fox News," but "Fox TV." Right there, in front of Jesse Watters, "I do recognize that I'm on Fox TV." BEAUTIFUL.
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that's still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
🔶️ bigjiggly
I-
🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?
📀 HM-69
did you even read the post
🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong
Are we all just ignoring OP's url?
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.
🛗 mostlymukposts
This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2
the vampire's portrait.
the vampire's portrait.
Coming this November: Pokémon Pink Diamond™ and Pokémon Renegade Pearl™
That was supposed to be a private message.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff
the name justin kinda gay like what were you just in? his hole?😳?
i miss ladrien
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
This is literally Mike and Melissa music
Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
his hair, WACK! his gear, WACK! his jewelry, WACK! his foot stance, WACK!
godspeed buddy. hope you find your friend 🙏🍃