a girl on e who is the worst

the artist formally known as communistcephalopod | no i am not ok | she/her | pfp by @purrplecatart

[worst-egirl]

do not interact if you are not incredibly super epic funny and/or sexy

[deadeyed-dykething]

"cis" guy friend of 15+ years who's been he/they for the last ten or so responding to the estradiol shotgun pic with "i do still wonder" activating a kind of bullet-time response in me. girl come here i have a suggestion

[deadeyed-dykething]

she/they + new name on discord for the last week btw

[princessdollknight]

YES... HA HA HA.... YES!

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[worst-egirl]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[puparachne]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[hoshizoralone]

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

[hellenhighwater]

Exciting news: Malice has figured out how to go out the cat flap to the aviary all by herself! She does seem to think she has to yell at it first. It doesn't open if you don't hiss at it. That's the password.

[hellenhighwater]

Fearsome thing. Not to be crossed.

[hellenhighwater]

She's making big sad mow mows because she went to such lengths to come out and it's raining.

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[retroactivebakeries]

[worst-egirl]

weirdly enough i think it's easier to accept non sexual nudity if you're a bit of a a pervert. like people think "boobs are too sexy, people can't be normal about them", and it seems like a compelling argument, boobs are sexy. but when you realise that other things are sexy as well, things like stomachs, thighs, feet, back muscles, and you can normal about them in a non sexual context, so there's no reason anyone can't be normal about any other part of the body.

[udntnome]

Actually we need to have everyone cover everything. With body suits and gasmasks we will finally be free from perverts and their kinks

[worst-egirl]

beautiful illustration of what i must witness for all eternity after this joker put such a comment on my post. what a concept. people being into gas masks and body suits. i'm sure the user who brought up gas masks and body suits had no idea of this phenomenon. after all, gas masks and body suits are a perfectly natural solution that anyone would come up with, people are always wearing gas masks and body suits in non kink related situations. clearly this was a genuine call to reject the entire message of the post and censor the human body even more, a noble cause indeed. what is wrong with you people. perhaps there isn't enough oxygen reaching your brain thanks to wearing gas masks and body suits.

[demilypyro]

cadmium colors is a good song cause most of it is teto bragging about how good she is at painting and then she suddenly hits you with the "do you know what it's like to die?" like girl that's a massive escalation

[demilypyro]