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26/trans/queer I reblog things

[heyepiphora]

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[ithelpstodream]

[cheappussyweaves]

WELP.

[criticalthinkingmaybe]

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[baephomet-rainbeauxs]

A flogger for cyberpunks

[sparkytheandroid]

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

[sparkytheandroid]

[adobe-outdesign]

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

[devsbian]

tumblr: these 7 people liked your post

me: cool, which post?

tumblr: these 7 people right here

me: okay i just want to see which post they liked

tumblr: it was the textpost :)

me: which. textpost.

tumblr: and these 7 people liked it :)

[discardingimages]

astounded falcon

book of hours, Thérouanne c. 1280-1290

Marseille, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 111, fol. 132r

[memewhore]

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[c-the-transman]

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[sixpenceee]

Japanese designer Haruki Nakamura creates interactive paper toys.

[wienercutter-deactivated2024030]

!!!!!!! i love!!!!!

[rozenkingdom]

YES

[srsfunny]

Soft rocks… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[squarlo]

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

[once-upon-un-fuck-deactivated20]

What the fuck is wrong with you…

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[daily-pokemon-family]

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

[thatdarlingqueen]

TIS THE SEEEEAAAAASSSOOOON!!!!

[abbygalloway]

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[localstarboy]

G they was on some wild shit LITERALLY

[queenciityconfidential]

“Shitnado” had me howling

[woodmeat]

How I’m bout to SHIT on u niggas in 2018

[stimman3000]

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[adamsmasher]

[porterr-robinson]