[thorgyorgy]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[thahalfrican]

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[disc80s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeQp10H9z7/

[meanplastic]

“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

[alexander]

[back2theyear2000]

[baestheticaf]

MOOD

[toastbutteregg]

MICROSOFT EXCEL

[mjalti]

someone: hey

me, busy being emotionally invested in another daydream: shhh

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[aidashakur]

Independent females are so under valued. She really doesn’t need you..She just wants you and wants to build with you but don’t forget she’ll continue to do her thing with or without you .

[meanplastic]

Me: My homeboy tryna talk to you

Her: Which one?

Me: The one in the back .

*Looks in back*

[pussylipgloss]

funny how it’s not halloween anymore allegedly

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!