A Fretful Porpentine

(eight & twenty) DNI: (1) Shepherds of wool-bearing sheep who pay taxes in silver rather than supplying a white sheep, as is the proper custom; (2) temple administrators who take, in lieu of corvée duty, garments of the type known as "Ear of the Mongoose," outer woolen garments, naked flax, flax tied in bundles, bronze helmets, arrows, burnished leather, wing-feathers of a yellow raven, or goats with full fleece; (3) undertakers who take seven jugs of beer, four hundred and twenty loaves of bread, seventy-two liters of barley, one woolen garment, one bed, and one chair when they bring corpses to the grave; (4) governors who use the oxen of the gods to plow their own garlic and cucumber plots; (5) livestock officials who appropriate asses; (6) livestock managers who appropriate sheep; and (7) fisheries inspectors who appropriate taxes.

[theinternetarchive]

'the rabbits,' woodcut, henri charles guérard c. 1893.

[handweavers]

i used to have really debilitating social anxiety like i couldnt leave my house without having full body anxiety attacks and breakdowns for several years and i believed that everyone was staring at me and judging me and it drove me insane and i haven't been like that since i was like 15 but even now some days my brain tells me that people are staring at me more than a normal amount and i genuinely can't tell if it's my brain playing games with me/up to its old tricks or if it's like a real observed phenomenon that's happening for a normal reason like my outfit or hair are nice today or they're thinking i look gay or something. so i just decide that either way it doesn't matter and go on with my day

[dozydawn]

“The Cheapside Hoard c. 1600. A hoard of jewellery found under a house in Cheapside in 1912. Presumably the stock-in-trade of a local jeweller.”

[theinternetarchive]

predentia (prudence) plaque, gilded copper, champlevé enamel; meuse river valley, romanesque period c. 1160.

[random-brushstrokes]

Willem Adrianus Grondhout (Dutch, 1888 - 1931) - Mimi the cat, asleep

[herpsandbirds]

How does it feel to be an expert in a dying field?

[bagdemagus]

You’ve all heard the Sumerian dog bar joke. Get ready for the Sumerian sleepy bear joke:

A bear which for six months had not turned onto his side said: "Were An not to bestow sleep on someone, as he does me, they would expire."

(UET VI, 241)

The Electronic Text Corpus of Sumerian Literature

CDLI Literary 000801, ex. 011 (P346319)

Wisdom or proverb tablet excavated in Ur (mod. Tell Muqayyar), dated to the Old Babylonian (ca. 1900-1600 BC) period and now kept in British

[neshamama]

lynette yiadom-boakye, "many menaces," 2022, oil on canvas

[memories-of-ancients]

Gold figurine of a man, Frankish, 5th-6th century AD

from Dumbarton Oaks

[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

[elucubrare]

do you think the king's two bodies ever explored each other

[fromtheheather]

The parting of Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere (1874) - Julia Margaret Cameron

illustration for The Idylls of the King by Alfred Lord Tennyson

[catullus101]

Lynn Seymour as Ophelia and Rudolf Nureyev as Hamlet in rehearsal for Robert Helpmann's Hamlet.

London, Royal Opera House, 1964. 

Ph. by Roger Jackson

[tridentandtales]

Incense burners, five teracotta women seated around a well, they could be interpreted as members from a local cult, probably that of Demeter or Kore

4th century BCE

The Metropolitan Museum of Arts 2012.546

[inlandwest]

[historical-art]

Judith Leyster, The Last Drop (The Gay Cavalier), c. 1629, oil on canvas, 89.1 × 73.5 cm, Philadelphia Museum of Art, United States.

[context under the cut]

“The artwork depicts a compelling scene involving two figures and a skeleton. On the left, one figure is tilting his head back, poised to drink the last drop from a glass, while another figure, attired in red with a jovial demeanor, gestures animatedly with a smoking pipe in one hand. The central subject, a skeleton, stands erect between them, dangling an empty glass from its bony fingers, suggesting a connection to the transience of life and the concept of memento mori. The trio is set against a neutral background that throws the focus onto their vividly painted forms. The playful yet macabre tableau is rich with allegorical meaning, a characteristic of genre paintings that often served as moral lessons during the Baroque era.”

Source: “The Last Drop (c. 1629; Netherlands) by Judith Leyster,” Artchive.

[rainevaris]

My first hedgehog photo

i was sad at first it was backlit by the sun, but honestly it made the photo even better