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off season // goalie defense squad

[bagel4captain]

WELCOME TO THE BENCH

before you interact:

i am a hockey lover above any team

obviously my #1 team is tampa, but my husband is a knights fan! (she hates hart dw)

don't even look at this blog if you directly harass any players or genuinely wish death on anyone

ignoring my posts is free and if i make you mad because i'm showing my love, then block me

my favorite hobby is stretching my hand across the aisle and snooping other teams' lb to create some solidarity

also these boys could be gay or bi etc so don't get upset when i ship them

[wingsbug]

Saw a tweet that was like "why even buy your favorite players jersey" because of the PWHL expansion draft and I'm just like Damn you guys would not survive being an ECHL fan

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[hauntedbyghosties]

how fast the night changes

[scarycountry]

mack goes to the stanley pup and just ruins the vibes by spending the whole event like “these puppies don’t even know they’re playing a game rn. there’s no pressure they’re just having fun. everyone is going to love them no matter if they win or lose. and what have they done to deserve this carefree life?”

[scarycountry]

“fuck you fuck you fuck you that should be me” -macklin celebrini when the stanley pup trophy is presented to the best puppy

[sufferingthunderbirdsfan]

Top 10 NHL playoff goal leaders: week 6

10: Beckett Sennecke, Anaheim (5) 9: Juraj Slafkovský, Montreal (6) 8: Brandon Hagel, Tampa Bay (6) 7: Mitch Marner, Vegas (7) 6: Nathan MacKinnon, Colorado (7) 5: Matt Boldy, Minnesota (7) 4: Alex Newhook, Montreal (7) 3: Logan Stankoven, Carolina (7) 2: Pavel Dorofeyev, Vegas (10) 1: Brett Howden, Vegas (10)

[martin-st-louis]

[rxbin-iii]

the evil (montreal canadiens) has been defeated in raleigh, north carolina

[imperatorrrrr]

Swiss National Team for Schweizer Illustrierten

[mogilnys]

i saw THOSE pics of hedman

[oscarpiastriburneraccount]

this nhl season feels like a tv show that started off amazing but the writers totally gave up by season 5

[darlingofdots]

70, 80 years in the future there will be whispers about the Ottawa arena being haunted and new rookies will be warned, in hushed tones, not to be the last person in the locker room and when you walk past the display with the Stanley Cups you stop and salute the first one and if you're late for practice you have to do 24 pushups and the first round after winning a game has to be vodka and the rookies are like, okay, weird but not outside the realm of hockey superstition, sure. but then they'll have a couple of bad games and everybody's talking about having Disappointed Them and somebody pulls the short straw to go up to one of the VIP boxes that's somehow never used and explain to the empty box why the team has been playing like shit and when they come back down they have this look in their eyes like they've seen the truth at the centre of the universe and they'll say "we need to tighten up our zone entries" or whatever and everybody nods very seriously and they win the next game and they're all too young to really remember and of course they don't really believe in ghosts but you can't be a member of the Ottawa Centaurs and not know that the arena is definitely haunted by, as best as anyone below the age of 40 can tell, The Actual Spirits of Hockey

[urie]

honestly shane getting a blowjob and fingers in his mouth while hayden is confiding in him about his wife's difficult delivery and how they need her brother to help while shes in recovery is one of the funniest fucking things he has ever done. hes such a jock. hes like damnnn that sucks anyway hold on [cums]

[fetisov]

Dobes should hit em with the Im Never Playing For You Again

[vanityfaire]

obsessed with dowd and korzy calling him mee-chell marner. like thats their meechy right there. meeching it all over the place

[vanityfaire]

MITCH MARNER TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!! WHOLE LEAFS LINEUP ABOUT TO GET ON THEIR KNEES!!