The Catcher in the Whole Wheat

Skyler. 21. Soccer mom of darkness.

[headspace-hotel]

[endure-deactivated20240501-deac]

sorry for containing multitudes. As if it's my fault

[xxziggystardust]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Yooo this me when I get heartburn lmao

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

ellen this is the real papa john dead in his coffin pls have some respect :/

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

Booty shorts that say "vaccinated" on the ass

[anotherpapercut]

I just saw the band I Don't Know How but They Found Me and when we were in line some lady yelled at us from her car to ask what we were in line for and a couple people tried to tell her the band name and she got pissed and started yelling "oh really? you're in line for it but you don't know? you don't know what you're in line for???" like fucking who's on first irl

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[quillusquillus]

no.

[koichisteals]

you must.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I’m catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[alphacrone]

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

[alphacrone]

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Oh yea not gonna talk eh? Vinny, pull out da Neutral Milk Hotel album.

[abortionado]

new coping mechanism: accuse your dad of unsolved murders

[fridayiminlovemp3]

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

[peanit]

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Yeah, but that job market's saturated. You know how it is.

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[jakemorph]

homie thought lil nas did country roads

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void