You're Not Alone In This World

Chloe, 25, She/Her, Scotland 

[followthebluebell]

Made out of pipe cleaners by someone's who's only had cats described to them.

[girlnephew]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[abalidoth]

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 30 minutes

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[wastelandbabyblue]

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

[bob-artist]

Thinking about this one day when I was in Chicago and it was so foggy that the buildings turned 2D

[bob-artist]

I mean... you're not wrong

[anxeious]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[jothwip]

bunny yuri. Spread the news

[puppiesthoughtsgobrrr]

Bunny yuri!

[lieutenant-sappho]

[jame7t]

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[dailycatsblog]

[anxietyproblem]

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[hotvampireadjacent]

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft