radiate passion

go the distance

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[averagefairy]

grocery shopping b like..... ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[mxnrique]

and she’s right!

[catasters]

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[redtearstonering]

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

[redtearstonering]

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

[seatrench]

[tomatobliss-deactivated20200301]

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[onlytwitterpics]

!!!!!

[cruorr]

Even yalls titties are communists

[biyaself]

V true

[angelicguy]

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana