bagel twins

Shit postin'

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[letmebegaytodd]

Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[nannyoggskitchen]

I really don’t want to hijack this, because it is magic in itself.

buuuut

Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax and Magrat Garlick…come one

[sexhaver]

happy tenth birthday to the best video on youtube and possibly the internet

[scoobydoomistakes]

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[wehavecats]

Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)

[stephendann]

blankie is best blankie ever

[rhube]

i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[lynati]

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own? 

[thebibliosphere]

Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.

Amazing.

[dansparce-deactivated20220916]

As part of the 65,844,610 Americans who did not vote for this monster, we thank you for your service

[lesbian-in-brighton]

merry clitmas

[forcedcconvalescence]

[wolg-fang]

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

[0lightsource]

Nsfw Artists: Age of Extinction

[0lightsourced]

I drew this 4 years ago and it’s still relevant

[surprisebitch]

you ended up drawing the prophecy

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[ihavealavalamp]

anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

[ihavealavalamp]

reblog Don’t santa for a drama-free holiday

[intoasylum]

[artemisiaofhalicarnassus]

#squad

[shindysbaby]

BABESSSSS

[annavonsyfert]

no nerds

[annavonsyfert]

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

[jonstavk]

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

it be like that sometimes