Bread Lady

some 30yo nerd Instagram: baguettesy

[baguettesy]

Beachy painting for my mom, made with acrylic and bronze flakes on an F10 canvas.

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[catchymemes]

[bloodpen-to-paper]

July 18, 2008

March 20, 2020

July 21, 2023

[0bananadog0]

Fucking love this has happen multiple times lol

[animentality]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

LEGEND LEGEND LEGEND

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fump-2]

rule

[smthwentwrong143]

i just realized that,,,, pressing and holding the like button creates a shower of hearts??????! not just one????!! im creating an ocean of love for you <3 <3 <3

[fart-poop-daily]

Ellie wtf it doesn't work for me is this just a ploy to get people to like ur post

[smthwentwrong143]

im serious it makes a bunch of hearts everywhere

[fart-poop-daily]

FUCK OFF IT DOESN'T YOU LIE YOU LIE I'M NOT BRINGING MY FRESH BAKED PORTUGUESE ROLLS TO THE PICNIC ANYMORE

[ceylonsilvergirl]

[juniperjellyfish]

[ryan-sometimes]

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

[ryan-sometimes]

Hey uh brand new addition

[oograths-pizza-and-chill]

Soon to be on XBOX

[huffylemon]

[theabstruseone]

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.

The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.

The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.

The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.

Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.

The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.

Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".

He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

[atalana]

not that i didn't want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

[wafflebloggies]

i .... er

[maddyforpine-deactivated2024063]

This one is my new fav! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[robbersoul]

[bogleech]

See I know only just enough about the jojos to not be sure whether he really says a thing like this or not

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

he does in fact say this and then he proceeds to eat several insects off the side of a tree 

[sineating]

well?

[ragsy]

[via]

[tastefullyoffensive]